April 25th is Plumbers Day! On this day, we show our appreciation for the people who pick at our pipes. If you’ve ever been visited by a plumber you’ve probably fell victim to the vaunted crack attack – when a plumber bends over thus exposing his rump line. Unlike a Big Mac attack, this visual assault is unmistakably funny and gross… when it’s a big ol’ burly dude with pasty white back fat. But when it’s a lithe lady, it can make us yell, “THESE PIPES… ARE CLEAN!” Unclog yourself with our photo gallery of perfectly plump plumber’s butts beckoning for belts. Remember kids, crack kills!
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