15 Sexiest American Idol Contestants of All-Time

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With Pia Toscano getting booted from this season of American Idol, you might think American hates hot chicks. But as Jimmy Kimmel pointed out last night, American Idol’s voters and fans (read:13 year old girls who love boys, even when they’re flaming gay) are to blame. Since the show began ten years ago, beautiful woman from all walks of life have flocked towards the spotlight, all of them striving to become the next great American Idol, but few have ever won. Thanks, 13 year old girls. With the tenth season of American Idol currently in full swing, let’s take a moment to look at the 15 sexiest women to ever grace us with their beauty and their voice on the big stage!

15) Kelly Clarkson (Season 1)

Although her new album won’t be coming out until September of this year, we can all still enjoy the many different visual styles of the one they call Kelly Clarkson. True, she might have gained a few extra pounds since winning the title of American Idol, but the girl is still hotter than two rats making love in a wool sock. Yeah, go ahead and enjoy that metaphor today.

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14) Megan Joy (Season 8)

American Idol has seen its fair share of hot mamas (quite literally) come and go from season to season, but none of them compare to Megan Joy, the super-fine MILF of the eighth season. Add to that the fact she shares her name with a porn star, and you have one of the hottest ladies on this list… if it weren’t for that whole having a kid thing. That’s not #1 spot material.

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13) Siobhan Magnus (Season 9)

As hot as she is, the girl’s got a name that’s damn hard to pronounce. Believe me, I have been studying her name for almost a year now and I still can’t  seem to get it right. Is Siobhan pronounced like it’s spelled? In that case, how the HELL do we say it?

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12) Pia Toscano (Season 10)

The current season of American Idol is missing one thing – raw talent. And by “talent,” I’m referring to women with beautiful bodies. My definition of talent differs from yours and has nothing to do with singing; it’s all about the women that look like Pia Toscano. In my book, they just declare her the winner now!

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11) Ramiele Malubay (Season 7)

If you thought Siobhan was a tough name to pronounce, try this one out for a minute. Ramiele Malubay – or “Remy” for short – is a sexy well-trained Polynesian dancer that can also sing. There also might be some photos floating around the internet featuring her and a few friends grabbing each other’s boobs, but you did not hear that from me.

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10) Brooke White (Season 7)

Who won season 7? I was told by a colleague that some dude won. Really? Season 7 was the sexiest of all the seasons! It had Brooke White, nuff said.

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9) Kellie Pickler (Season 5)

If you hate beautiful women that look incredible in a bikini, then you will really hate Kellie Pickler. Aside from her ridiculous body that would make the average female cry, this babe can sing too. So I’m guessing that looks and vocal abilities equals fame and money. The previous statement is classified as obvious to her.

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8) Syesha Mercado (Season 7)

Another alum of the season 7 talented-pool-of-beauties-that-make-me-want-to-change-zip-codes. If you ask me what I am referring to, I’m afraid I have no idea. Syesha Mercado is so damn beautiful I just speak random phrases and hope they make sense.

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7) Didi Benami (Season 9)

Two fun  facts about Didi Benami. First, her real first name is Vered, which is Hebrew for “rose.” Second, it does not matter what we call her, Didi is one smoking hot blonde. Dame Ugly Broad! See? Still beautiful.

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6) Christina Christian (Season 1)

Was Christina Christian the hottest idol from season 1? Did she earn her spot on this list based solely on her looks? Is the question and answer session a bit much for you at this point in the slideshow? Okay, enough with the rhetorical questions and on to the next beautiful lady.

5) Katharine McPhee (Season 5)

In season 5 of American Idol something strange happened. They allowed someone with little talent, Taylor Hicks, a chance to take home the title of winner. How he beat the sexy Katharine McPhee is beyond me. Maybe he was sleeping with Paula Abdul. Or even better, maybe he was sleeping with Simon. Now wouldn’t that make for an interesting front page headline.

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4) Tamyra Gray (Season 1)

What is with all the hottest women from American Idol also being great singers? It’s one thing that they are beautiful, but most of them can sing better then when compared to their fellow Idol contenders from their respective seasons. A prime example is Tamyra Gray. She’s hot all day and can sing all night long.

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3) Kristy Lee Cook (Season 7)

How does a horse trainer from Seattle, Washington become a famous country singer? Besides being musically gifted, she might just carry the second best set of legs in American Idol history. Of course, as we all know, a great pair of legs trumps anything else when it comes to a singing competition. Unless she has a pair of twins the size of Dallas, Texas. In that case, she would trump everything.

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2) Kimberly Caldwell (Season 2)

Kimberly Caldwell is to American Idol what Melissa Rivers was to the red carpet in 1983, they are both unbearably annoying. Maybe that was a little harsh, but if you have watched television in the past ten years, then you might have seen her – because the word “no” is not in her vocabulary. Which, in actuality, is another positive thing about her, right guys?

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1) Carrie Underwood (Season 4)

Was there ever a chance that she wouldn’t be the sexiest American Idol contestant of all time? At what point in this article did you dream of someone else surpassing her beauty? Carrie Underwood’s legs are sexier than most women’s bodies. That was no typo, my friends. Her legs deserve a place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame… or my house. Either way, they belong somewhere.

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