Brooklyn Decker vs. Katrina Bowden > Butler vs. UConn [WHO YA GOT?]
Last night’s NCAA Men’s Basketball National Championship was weak sauce. At one point, Bulter was 2 for 23 from the field. I’m fairly confident I could hobble onto the court with my shredded ACL and hit a few J’s from the elbow. The word “forgettable” comes to mind. But, to compensate for that poor display of athleticism, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive Madness has given us a national championship worthy of e*** proportions: Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker vs. 30 Rock assistant Katrina Bowden. In this matchup, we’d say Bowden’s like Butler (underdog) and Decker’s like UConn (favorite). Unlike last night’s brickfest, this one should be close. Last week, we posted a bunch of Katrina’s Facebook photos along with a recap of her road to victory. We’re confident she won’t sh*t the bed like the Bulldogs.