One of college’s most time honored traditions is streaking through town amongst your fellow students and freaking out the locals. It is considered the ultimate rush and, most important of all, brings a smile to the faces of the Animal House pantheon of gods. Per usual, authority figures don’t share this same level of enthusiasm when it comes to our youthful antics and that’s why the president of Tufts University in Massachusetts, Lawrence Bacow, has put an official ban on the school’s annual Naked Quad Run, calling it a safety hazard! We at COED call bullsh*t and that’s why we’re stickin’ it to Bacow by presenting the best videos of streakers and naked runs that the internet has to offer! Ban this, Lawrence!
Tufts Naked Quad Run 2007
It’s only fair to kickoff this list of streaking with a bittersweet and naked stroll down memory lane with the 2007 Naked Quad Run at Tufts University. The laughter and joy is now forever silenced and incoming freshmen looking forward to the event will only feel a harsh slap from the backhand of disappointment. We promised ourselves we wouldn’t cry…
Naked Pumpkin Run 2007
No, you’re not watching a clip from a sleazy The Nightmare Before Christmas porno, this is Boulder, Colorado’s annual Naked Pumpkin Run that occurs every Halloween. Given the amount of wangs and boobs that are flapping in the air, don’t you think that “Naked Cucumber and Melon Run” would’ve been a more apt term?
UCSC Naked Run 2007
Things get wild ‘n wild for these UCSC streakers when they hold their naked run during a rain storm! And as a bonus we got some skeeved out pedestrians doing their best to not come in contact with dangly parts. Be warned, however, there’s quite a few “Tubby Tammys” in this video. Unless you like that sort of thing.
Spring 2009 UCLA Undie Run
A modest naked run when compared to the others on this list, but this run certainly has the most heart – it’s a charity to see who can donate the most clothes to goodwill all while running in undies and nighties! Since then, other schools have followed UCLA’s example by hosting their own undie runs with AXE even getting in on the action and donating a whopping $50,000!
Streaker Scores A Goal
Not only does this streaker score a perfect goal – likely ruining the entire game in the process – but it turns out she was a chick! And there’s some serious side boob at the end of the vid. GOOOOOOOOAL!
Streaker Gets Nailed By Football Player
It’s always smart to pick and choose the best sporting events to go streaking at; namely, ones where you won’t end up dead at the hands of the players. The way this guy gets knocked to the floor is like watching a deer get hit by a car and pathetically limp away into the woods. Lesson learned, ribs cracked.
The Oscars Streaker of ’74
Just because you’re indoors at a black tie event you think you’re safe from a pale skinned guy running through with his junk flapping about? Wrong, dead wrong – as this footage from the 46th Annual Academy Awards in 1974 clearly demonstrates. The man gets serious points for the peace sign and that wicked 70s porno ‘stache! See that Academy? Now that there is a showman!
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