What Women Will Do for Beads: A Photo Essay [100 PICS]

Loosely translated, Mardi Gras is French for “Fat Tuesday” the last chance for sinners and saints to absolutely wild the F out before the beginning of Lent, a period in which people fast or deprive themselves of the stuff that makes life worth living. That’s why it’s scary to think that these chicks are flashing their flesh puppies and making out with each other everywhere. Does that mean we CAN’T see that once Lent starts? Guess we should stock up on beads and fire up the RV. Still no idea why girls love these cheap, plastic trinkets. Unless it’s used for something sexual. Then, we’re totally on board with this scam.
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Why would you make a gallery of boobs and cover up the nipples. Fuckin' lame.