With movies like “Black Swan“, “Bound”, and “Mulholland Drive” exploring the psychosexual rivalry between two women, celebrity lesbianism taps into a very fundamental fantasy for most guys: girl-on-girl action. When hotties like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lock lips, one can’t help but think of other steamy XX chromosome canoodling. Here’s a list of fantasy pairings of the fairer sex we’re hoping will turn into reality. You might notice a lot of these hook ups involve celebrity lookalikes or “doppelgangers“. Hey, the best way to convince them to do the deed is to think of it as “self-love”.
Nicki Minaj and Nelly Furtado
Nicki Minaj and Nelly Furtado have both commented on the innate quality of bisexuality in all humans. As musical hotties-in-residence, Nicki and Nelly has quite a lovely ring to it, doesn’t it? With Nicki’s bodacious curves and Nelly’s taut abs, every scene of the babes together would be grounds for a girl-on-girl photo opp.
Megan Fox and Odette Yustman
As stated in Esquire, Megan Fox has “no question in my mind about being bisexual,” and we couldn’t be happier for that affirmation. The Bachelor Guy once asked, “Who Ya Got?”. Well, we want both.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
Lots of techies consider Tina Fey their dream girl, a comedic mix of brains and sass. I may not be the only one who’s imagined Tina and fellow “SNL” co-star Amy Poehler getting busy. I guess it’s only natural when you see girls giggling and laughing together that playing with each other would follow.
Kim Kardashian and Nicole Scherzinger
We wouldn’t put it past Kim to consider swapping spit with another woman. She seems to really like herself, so why not hook up with the next best thing? Your lookalike, lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole Scherzinger. I mean, Nicole’s in all-girl group. Don’t tell us she hasn’t thought about the easy route late at night on the tour bus.
Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry
Katy Perry sang about kissing a girl and liking it. What better girl to kiss than her fellow singer, actress, and doppelganger Zooey Deschanel? We could very easily see them getting lost in each other’s eyes for days on end – we know we have. Russell would definitely approve. We think they’d make sweet music together.
Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz
Salma’s made out with Big Love’s Jeanne Tripplehorn and Penelope’s made out with her sister, Monica, so this one should be a no-brainer. They came so close to locking lips in Bandidas, so it’s not so far fetched they’d want to make it official in real life. Each actress oozes with sexuality, could you imagine the fireworks coming off their hook up? The world might power down.
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley
Natalie’s now got experience when it comes to hardcore same sex hook ups and she’s mastered the seductive spirit of the black swan, so she should be able to turn her efforts to Keira, who embodies white swan characteristics.
Vanessa Hudgens and Mila Kunis
Mila’s done the deed with NatPo and we all know Vanessa’s not ashamed of her body, having leaked nude photos a couple years ago. These mighty hot munchkins would make for one make out session that’s long on passion. Both girls have that cute girl gone bad look with mesmerizing eyes that would surely crank up the heat when used on one another.
Amber Heard and Kristen Stewart
Amber came out of the closet last year and by now, Kristen MUST be sick of having dudes fight over her all the time. She probably needs a break and there’s no one better to unleash her feminine side with than the Drive Angry star.
Amy Adams and Isla Fisher
Redheads are notorious for being fiery. You can only imagine the sexplosion that would rattle the stratosphere if these two redheads hooked up. TheCHIVE pitted them against each other, we say they should battle in a no holds barred game of tonsil hockey.
There is ONE girl on girl hook up we’d be too scared to see…
Madonna and Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga has long attested to two facts: her bisexual tendencies as well as diva extraordinaire Madonna as her musical inspiration. Legend has it that the pop sensation’s inspiration behind “Poker Face” was based on thinking about women while having sex with an ex. Maybe the star was going gaga for some Madonna. Madonna’s laid lips on Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. She and Gaga even kissed on SNL. Still, we think their hook up would be of the very intense, weird kind complete with whips, chains, and other things that would make it more bizarre than beautiful. It would definitely leave a mark. Even if we were drunk, it’d be hard to swallow.
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