I always assumed the internet masses would rather eat a bucket of KFC with Ron “Tater Salad” White than sip an 18 year-old scotch with Charles Bukowski, but this is ridiculous. As displayed in the screengrabs above and below, 9 of the 20 most Googled terms on Valentine’s Night 2011 revolved around remarkably unromantic American chain restaurants. Sure, not everyone can have a free Taco Party like the winners of Conan O’Brien’s VD Explosion, but if you really want your date to stay open for business, you might want to pony up a couple extra greenbacks for that fancy place down the street. You know the one with the chandeliers and silverware? Stay classy, interwebs and F*** YOU, Economy.
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