WTF News Of The Day: Donna D’Errico’s Ark, Illegal Sex Tapes, Sex Trafficking Bowl

By    January 31, 2011 12:30 pm     Posted in football, Football - NFL, Funny Stuff, Offbeat, Sex, Sports, Video   Neal - Johns Hopkins g+ page


AOL News reports 42 year old, former “Baywatch” star Donna D’Errico is training to climb Mount Ararat in Turkey to search for the frozen remains of Noah’s ark.

“This has been a dream of mine since I was 9 or 10,” D’Errico told AOL News. “I went to Catholic school and was fascinated by Noah’s ark.”

I, too, went to Catholic high school and all I learned was you’re not supposed to sing Wyclef Jean’s “Guantanamera” when everyone else is chanting, “Hallelujah”.

I guess the lowbrow move on my part would be to say, “I’d like to climb her mountains and ride in her ark” but that would be extremely rude, offensive, and I’m pretty sure those TSA dudes who harrassed her during a body scan beat me to the punch.

D’Errico also went on to say, “I am working on a cooking show, which is also a longtime dream”.

What a pair of dreams on this lady – climb a mountain to find a biblical relic and… cooking show. If only we could combine the two. Raiders Of the Lost Oven? The (Cook)Book of Donna? Holy Cow, That’s Glorious Beef? I want royalties!

Full story here: Donna D’Errico to Climb Mount Ararat in Search of Noah’s Ark



CNN reports Indonesian pop star and frontman of rock band “Peterpan”, Nazril “Ariel” Ilham was sentenced to three-and-a-half years in prison Monday for his involvement in sex videos that featured him and two other top Indonesian celebrities – Luna Maya (pictured above left) and Cut Tari (pictured above right).

Luna’s a model and TV journalist who interviewed Hillary Clinton in 2009. Cut’s a soap opera star and TV journalist.

The term “Ariel Peterporn,” a spin on the singer’s name and his band, became a top trending topic on Twitter.

When the judge read the sentence Monday, hundreds of dorks outside the courthouse booed and began chanting, “Ariel is guilty!”

“He should have gotten at least five years,” said the head of the Alliance of Islamic Movements (“AIM” lol). “We’re extremely disappointed.”

Talk about the importance of location. If this dude is in America, he and his two starlets get their own reality show, fragrance, and apparel line.

Full story here: Indonesia pop star gets jail term for sex videos



AOL News also reports employees from at least five airlines will attend the first ever special training session to learn how to recognize sex traffickers among travelers.

Hundreds of sex workers are expected to come to the area for Super Bowl XLV.

What do these hawk-eyed airline employees look for?

Apparently, “very submissive girls”. So, if you and your chick are into role playing you might want to keep it under wraps until you leave the plane. The leather choker is cool, though.

The Texas Attorney General has assigned two dozen of his staff to assist local police in efforts to minimize prostitution.

I’m sure his staff and the DPD (haha!) won’t bend the rules on this one. It’s really hard to type with all this sarcasm floatin’ around.

I report that anyone wearing a Green Bay Fudge Packers or Pittsburgh V-Card Stealers apparel will get a thorough cavity search, followed by light S&M and/or back door action. I need to stop watching porn.

Full story here: Airline Crews to Ground Sex Traffickers Heading to Super Bowl

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