Which Weed Smoking Device Is Right For You?

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Pot is good. It mellows you out, eliminates your girl’s cramps during that time of the month so she can stop bitching, and is proven to slow the tumor growth rate of some cancers. Some people prefer one hitters to pipes; others swear by bongs. So which technique is right for you? Let’s take a look at your options.

ONE-HITTER

The one-hitter is that discreet little device that makes it easy to get stoned literally anywhere. You can puff in the car, on the street corner, and at a concert without getting busted. Some one-hitters are even made to look like cigarettes.

If you’re a pot exhibitionist than the one-hitter is your best friend. It’ll allow you to get the perfect amount of THC in your system while enabling you to always be on the go.

PIPE

If you prefer a much more traditional way of enjoying your marijuana, then you may just be a pipe person. Pipes are a great way of enjoying weed alone or with a small amount of people. The glass allows you to savor the flavor of your pot (this applies only if you smoke the good stuff) and not taste any metal, as you would with one-hitters.

It is much more difficult to smoke a pipe in public than it is a one-hitter. Pipes are meant to be enjoyed behind closed doors in the privacy of your own sin bin.

BONG

Bongs are the perfect compliment to a night of all out debauchery. If you’re in the mood to hang out with a bunch of people and get really stoned, invest in a bong.

Some people swear by bongs because they say the water filters out the smoke, thus making them healthier to use. This is a sham. The water is actually used to cool down the smoke.

If you do use a bong, prepare to get ripped. One hit of a bong is like jamming the contents of an entire pipe into one gigantic hit.

If you don’t prepare any of the above methods, then try carving a bong out of a pumpkin or using the good old traditional gravity bong. They’re cheap and highly efficient.


HOOKAH

We all know that hookah bars are great for smoking overpriced, flavored tobacco but should you both smoking pot out of one? The people of Amsterdam would like you to think so.

Like bongs, hookahs can get you really stoned in a short amount of time. They also keep the authentic flavor of the pot pure. However, hookahs burn through weed faster than bongs do. If you like to take your time getting blazed, then a hookah isn’t right for you.


VAPORIZER

Anytime you smoke herb you can inhale harmful toxins created by the burning process. A vaporizer eliminates the health problems associated with smoking by bypassing the burning process.

Some people only smoke their weed through vaporizers to avoid any consequential health risks.

In comparision to other methods of smoking pot, vaporizers tend to get you really stoned really fast. They send the THC directly into your bloodstream via your lungs and provides you with a purer version of the weed you’re smoking.

If you want to eliminate any tar and excessive smoke and get really stoned, use a vaporizer.


HOMEMADE BONG

If you’re poor and still want to get jazzed, then try creating your own smoking device out of found objects. Anybody who is motivated enough can make a perfectly adequate bong out of a pumpkin or water bottle. It’s a cheaper alternative than buying a glass piece, and will get you just as blunted.

The good thing about smoking out of garbage or fruit is the accessibility you have to these items. Anybody can buy an apple from the grocery store or borrow their pal’s empty water bottle.

Chances are, if you’re too broke to buy a real bong, you’re also too poor to buy good weed. If you find yourself in this predicament, smoking your shwag out of an apple will add flavor to your pot. If you don’t dig the flavor of apples, try a pumpkin or pear.


BUBBLER

There aren’t any positive aspects to smoking out of a bubbler. In all honesty, bubblers resemble a pair of nuts with a large shaft coming out of them. They are expensive, fragile, and smell bad if you don’t regularly change the water.

Bubblers will get you pretty high. They work in the same way bongs do, but unlike a bong, you cannot smoke out of one with a large group of people. Try avoiding bubblers at all costs and stick to either pipes, bongs, or water bottles.


JOINT

If you’re a person who is an avid pot smoker, chances are you’ve learned how to roll a joint properly. Joints are a great way to smoke pot at shows, on the street, or while driving. They can easily be disguised as a cigarette and rolling papers are available at most local corner store.

Joints make good pot go down smoothly and can be shared amongst a small group of people. They’re an affordable and easy method of smoking weed. If you want a hassel free pot smoking device, joints are your best bet.

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