There are times in a man’s life when he wishes he were a chick, like when you’re waiting in a long line or when you’re buying a drink at the bar. Mostly, though, we just want the boobs. Those things are powerful. They get you out of speeding tickets and can provide hours of fun for you and your motorboating friends. Case in point, they can hold your drink! By now, we’re all familiar with the Boob Koozie (aka the Koobzie), but now we take it to the next level with Cleavage Cocktails, drinks served to others from the Koobzie. We’re pretty sure this is what leads to motoroboating. At least, that’s what the lesbians tell us!