Cannabis Cola, (No) Ass Men, and College Fantasy Camp

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The AP reports a California entrepreneur has plans to supply medical marijuana dispensaries with a line of soft drinks that contain the psychoactive marijuana ingredient THC.

Besides his flagship cola drink, Canna Cola, he will also produce Dr. Pepper-like Doc Weed, lemon-lime Sour Diesel, grape-flavored Grape Ape and orange-flavored Orange Kush.

A 12-ounce bottle will cost $10 to $15.

I’m shocked no one’s released a medical marijuana beer yet. Let’s be honest, everything’s gonna be in pill form by 2012.

Full story here: Medical marijuana users getting pot soft drink



AOL News reports a Canadian company called “BottomsUp” is “building a better bottom” with its line of padded underwear made for dudes.

The garments, which are priced at $39.99 per pair, also boast a pouch in the crotch area in case men want to slip a separate pad in the front for added girth.

To be honest, I was about to tear into this product, because it’s something a chick with low self esteem would buy, but then the company’s founder dropped this bomb on me…

“I designed the first pair in 2001 to help a friend of mine who had AIDS. His muscle structure was all messed up and he was really uncomfortable sitting, so I tried to create something to ease that,” he explained.

The product is also popular with injured or debilitated war veterans, frequent fliers, those with desk jobs, and sports fans who hate stadium seats.

As a guy with absolutely no ass whatsoever, I still wouldn’t buy this sh*t. I commend the guy for helping out those with bony butts, but there’s nothing I hate more than when I’m hooking up with a chick and she literally falls apart in front of me. Like chicken cutlets popping out of her bra, butt pads slipping out of her dress, hair extensions and fake nails strewn about the bedroom. It’s amazing what girls will go through to look good. If anyone could be a secret agent or a superhero, it’d be a chick – they can conceal their identity like no other.

Full story here: Padded Underwear for Men Gives Booty More Bounce

The Chicago Sun-Times reports a 39-year-old Desert Storm veteran made the basketball team for the College of DuPage. He’d been taking classes for six months before noticing the school had a squad while surfing “the information superhighway” as the kids call it.

In high school, he played football and baseball but not basketball then went into the Navy before taking classes at Jackson State. There, he practiced with the team for two years but never made the roster.

The head coach said he’s used to “older players,” including having players in their mid- to late-20s on his team. The average age of students is 34.

What the sh*t kinda school is this? Should I get my MBA there? Something tells me this is actually a fantasy camp and not an actual certified educational institution. Has to be. Anytime your basketball team is made up of former And 1 players and dudes old enough to run for f***ing President, there has to be a catch.

Full story here: Age doesn’t stop 39-year-old from playing on college basketball team

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