Temperatures are reaching ridiculous lows here in the Northeast. The National Weather Service issued wind chill advisories, with many reports stating temps “feel” like they’re in the -20 to -30 range. We’ve seen numerous mobile uploads of thermometers in the single digits on Facebook. So, how does one power through this bitter modern day Ice Age? Well, one pleasant side effect for us dudes is seeing a chick’s pokies aka frozen nipples aka “fripples”. Of course, you’d need X-ray vision to see them through her 80 layers of clothes, but allow US to provide the glasses! If these don’t warm you up, you most likely have frostbite. Visit the ER.