To Smoke or To Drink… That is the Question.

By    January 17, 2011 4:00 pm     Posted in Dating & Sex, Drink, Lifestyle, Liquor, Nightlife, Party, Pot Culture, Smoke   COED Staff g+ page

It’s time to settle the age-old debate that all of us encounter every day: should I get drunk or should I get high? Now, of course, many times we won’t have to choose between the two. But we are talking about taking a given situation and making a gun-to-your-head decision for either weed or booze. Many situations might even call for both, but a tie is a copout. So let’s make life’s toughest decision. We’ll give you the situation, a breakdown, then our suggestion.

Bryan Brown is a writer in Hoboken, NJ, and he thinks seeing Eli Manning once means they are neighbors.  He hates Two and a Half Men and he isn’t afraid to start an argument with you about it.

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Date

No matter how big of a pothead you are, there is no way to argue against booze here. The point of a date, whether in the short-term or long-term, is to get into a girl’s pants. If you have a better method than alcohol, it will probably get you arrested.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: DRINK!


Concert

Live music is infinitely enhanced by our little green friend. Whether you’re seeing Eminem or String Cheese Incident, if you’re not getting high, you’re only seeing half the show. A concert is pretty much the best time to get high. Besides “always.”

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: SMOKE!


Bachelor Party

You may partake in both, but alcohol is indispensable to the bachelor party. Since you’re essentially speed-dating your way through the grimiest girls on the planet, you need to stick with alcohol. A bachelor party is no time for a weed nap. And if The Hangover taught us anything, it’s that blacking out is the best alibi.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: DRINK!


Movie

Because no one ever said, “Let’s watch Half Baked and drink a whole lotta RED WINE!” You can melt into your seat and feel free to zone out or focus in. And it’s the only thing that makes Harold and Kumar watchable. Nah, I’m just kidding. It doesn’t.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: SMOKE!


Flight

On paper, a flight would actually be the perfect time to get high and relax. But until they legalize it, don’t mess with the TSA. Unless you want German Shepherds up your ass, I’d stick with booze. There’s nothing good to eat on a plane anyway.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: DRINK!


Class

Kids, don’t get f***ed up before class. Trust me. But if you do, smoke weed. In high school, a friend of mine drank a sh*tload of Bacardi before class one day. He passed out at his desk and involuntarily puked on the floor. It didn’t work out for him.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: SMOKE!


Sporting Event

You don’t go to a game to be at peace with the world. You go to a game to uncork the rage that you bottle up during the week. And whether you’re expressing your hatred for the other team, the other team’s fans, or your own team, alcohol is a faithful wingman.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: DRINK!


Driving

Look, no one should drive under the influence of anything. I hope that’s obvious. It’s illegal, immoral, and other bad words. But if you had to choose, I think we both know what the answer is. That’s all I’m sayin’.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: SMOKE!


Writing an Article

So I lied. Ordinarily, I would feel guilty. But smoking and drinking always knocks me out, and I sleep like a baby. Thank you weed and thank you booze!

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: SMOKE & DRINK!

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    Comments

    6 Responses to “To Smoke or To Drink… That is the Question.”
    1. Chumpyyy says:
      January 18, 2011 at 11:37 am

      This is hysterical!!! Love it!

      Chumpyyy

    2. Charmaine says:
      January 19, 2011 at 4:34 am

      Neither

    3. 107weeksisalongtime says:
      February 9, 2013 at 9:47 am

      Wahaa nice article. Even though I think you really shouldn't be intoxicated when driving by either + I personally tend to lean towards weed in nearly all the situations, I think you're spot on.

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