Hooters has been a dining staple for bachelors who are more horny than hungry for decades now. How are the wings? Who cares. How are the waitresses? More times than not, they’re mouth watering. The dude-friendly chain set the bar and paved the way for future breastaurants by releasing its own magazine, calendar, playing cards, and hosting annual regional, national, and international swimsuit pageants. Today, we pay homage to its namesake with a photo gallery of Hooters Girls showing off their resumes. IDEA FOR RESTAURANT: Wieners! The dachshund could be our mascot! No? Okay. Your loss.