Time is running out… better find that special someone a clutch last minute gift ASAP! All we want is Denise Milani, but we’ve seen your game. Weak sauce. You could pick up a sensible or sexy gift for your special someone, but with the stress that comes from holiday shopping, sometimes comic relief is in order. Here’s our list of WTF prank holiday gifts sure spice up your Christmas morning.
For The Techy:
The iArm is the world’s ultimate forearm mount that gives you, well, an extra arm. It attaches to tablet PCs, eReaders, cell phones, dinnerware and more. Just 4.5 lbs. and fully adjustable, the iArm lets you take your favorite gadget with you, and with the optional “multi-mount,” you can secure up to three items at once.
For The Cat Lady:
Never touch your pets again! Todd Lawson’s Pet Petter is the perfect gift for the dog / cat / horse / sheep lover on your list. The pet petter is an automatic petting device that has 4 different speeds for all types of hair lengths, is rechargeable for hotel use & includes 6 de-flea pads!
For The Drunk Uncle AKA Drunkle:
Going to the big game, an art show or a counseling session? Just fill the Beer Beard with up to 72 ounces of your favorite refreshment, strap it on and sip at your leisure through the patented “Thirs-T-Tooob™”. With the Beer Beard, you’ll always be undercover and over-hydrated!
For The Entire Family:
The blanket that covers up to 8 people! With one sleeve at each end, 2 users can run a remote, feed snacks to others or hold a leash while walking the dog on the boardwalk.
For The Vegetarian:
Each can of Canned Unicorn Meat contains a torso, four legs, and the head, complete with the magical horn still attached. The original release of Canned Unicorn Meat prompted a 12 page cease-and-desist letter from the National Pork Board.
Heads up to anyone who thinks gullible isn’t in the dictionary, this meat is not approved by any government entity and is definitely not recommended for actual ingestion.
For The Hard Of Hearing:
The TannenBomb is an attractive Christmas tree ornament that when placed on the tree, will chime off one of several sounds every 30 minutes or so: a beep, chirping crickets, a high frequency noise or an elf giggle. The noise is enough to drive the receiver of this “gift” crazy as they desperately look for the source of chaos, but the sound is short enough to make it impossible to locate and the interval is random. There is no on/off switch on the TannenBomb. The weight of the ornament activates the device when hung on the tree. Batteries are included which will power the TannenBomb’s mayhem for about a month.
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