Let’s face it, Santa’s life kinda sucks. His wife’s let herself go, his home’s in the coldest place on earth and he spends the last month of every year with a urine filled lap left by balling babies at the local mall. It’s no wonder he likes to drink. But with all the bad, there’s also some good. And we have to think, these gorgeous gals sitting on Santa’s lap is more than enough to keep him coming back year after year… regardless of the occasional awkward boner.