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Santa Needs a Drink [56 Pics]

Being a mall Santa is rough. Ever see “Bad Santa” with Billy Bob Thornton? All day dealing with crying, whining, self-defecating or urinating kids asking for toys they might not receive because their parents blew the money set aside for gifts on their fantasy football league or that Louis Vuitton handbag. We often look down on these gentlemen because sometimes they get awkward bulges in their pants and they’re usually one step above the homeless, however, can anyone blame them for boozing on the job? Just take a look at these pics!

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    2. […] every year with a urine filled lap left by balling babies at the local mall.  It’s no wonder he likes to drink.  But with all the bad, there’s also some good.  And we have to think, these gorgeous gals […]

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