Casting The All Female A-Team [The T&A Team?]

By Travis Pulver December 14, 2010 1:00 pm Posted in 18+, A to Z, Anna Faris, DVD, culture, Features, Girls, Movies Travis Pulver g+ page

The A-Team releases on DVD and Blu-ray today. Unfortunately, it underwhelmed at the box office and failed to meet expectations for most fans. It’s another example of a Hollywood remake of a classic TV show that gets everyone super amped only to be disappointed with the end result. Why? Because for some odd reason studios seem to think they have to give the old formula a new twist. Too often it just doesn’t work. However, there’s one twist that would most definitely rock: AN ALL-FEMALE A-TEAM!

Guys would love it because it’s hot chicks with guns. Women would love it because it’s empowering (at least, that’s we’re going with). So, with that in mind, we’d like to propose a cast for the all-female A-Team.

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Hannibal

Demi Moore would be perfect for the role. She’s played sexy in Striptease, she’s played tough in G.I. Jane, and she’s charming as all hell. You want someone that can pull off the air of experience, intelligence, confidence, and calm; this 48-year old actress has all that and more.

RUNNERS UP:

Geena Davis, Michelle Pfeiffer, Rene Russo, Julianne Moore

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Face

This is a role meant for Charlize Theron to play. The woman is simply stunning. What guy (or girl for that matter) could resist whatever she’s trying to feed them. Not to mention the variety of looks she’s been able to successfully achieve throughout her career. From North Country to Monster to Aeon Flux to 2 Days in the Valley to her stint on

RUNNERS UP:

Elizabeth Banks, Malin Akerman, Carla Gugino, Kate Winslet

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Murdock

This was as close as they come. Silverman’s definitely off the charts when it comes to making crazy statements and generally acting looney tunes, but Anne Hathaway and Natalie Portman both have talent to pull off nuts as well.

RUNNERS UP:

Anne Hathaway, Natalie Portman, Anna Faris, Cameron Diaz

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B.A. Baracus

If Rampage Jackson can make the transition from the world of MMA to acting, so can professional boxer Laila Ali, famed daughter of legend Muhammad Ali.

RUNNERS UP:

Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Serena Williams, Pink