Katy Perry Is Now Katy Brand [BREAKING NEWS] reports that Katy Perry will take her husband Russell Brand’s name. The breastest singer in the world made the announcement during a taping of Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show today. Do we smell a new show in the works – American Brandstand – in which large chested women show off their singing abilities? This news item gives a whole new meaning to Brand Marketing aka using cleavage to sell your product.

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