There’s an Amber Alert in effect for all women who like women – 24 year old actress and star of Pineapple Express, Zombieland, and the upcoming Nic Cage action flick Drive Angry, Amber Heard is officially a woman who likes other women. She publicly announced her sexual orientation at a GLAAD event this past Friday evening with her girlfriend, Tasya van Ree. Here at COED, we’ve always heard her call, naming her our Miss COED of the Day back in January 2009 and placing her on our list of the Most Beautiful Breasts of All-Time. Why? Well, have you seen her photo shoots with GQ, Maxim, and FHM? She’s hot enough to turn anyone lesbian. We already scheduled our reassignment surgeries.