The 25 Sexiest Women You Didn’t Know Are Native American
With Thanksgiving bearing down on us like an unmanned train full of volatile chemicals that only Denzel Washington and Chris Pine can stop, it’s time for us to reflect on those things for which we’re grateful. As you can probably tell from out Thanksgiving Poca-Hotness feature, Native American women top our list. Women like our very own Miss COED Sahar Khadjenoury. But, there’s a cornucopia of hot celebrities you didn’t know were Navajo…or Cherokee…or Sioux. Let us show you!
#25 – Shannon Elizabeth
Shannon’s a very hot vegetarian who made every guy’s memory bank with a mind blowing scene in American Pie then fell off the face of the earth only to strike it big in poker then waltz her way back into the national spotlight on Dancing With The Stars. Her mom’s Irish, English, German, and Cherokee.
#24 – Fergie
She’s hot, she’s not, hot, not, hot, not. Some say she’s a dude, others think she’s irresistible. The never-ending debate over Fergie will rage on until we meet our makers. Fergie’s maker added a dash of good ol’ Native American to the mix. We’re guessing that’s the part that lands her on hot lists.
#23 – Jennifer Tilly
Like fellow Native American Shannon Elizabeth, Jennifer’s a poker hottie whose same sex sex scene with Gina Gershon in Bound made our 10 Movies That Will Get You Laid list. You might’ve heard her seductive hiss when she voiced Bonnie, the forever pregnant wife of Joe on Family Guy. Her mom’s Irish and Native American…what is UP with that combo?!? Did we miss a Lord of the Rain Dance orgy or something?
#22 – Hunter Tylo
Born Deborah Jo Hunter in Fort Worth, Texas, Hunter is best known for her role on the soap opera The Bold and The Beautiful. She was cast in Melrose Place but was fired because she was pregnant and sued Aaron Spelling. Her mom’s of Cherokee descent. Man, those Cherokee women are super “friendly”, am I right all you Irish, Scottish, and German immigrants?
#21 – Kristen Chenoweth
This award-winning actress, singer, and best-selling author has appeared on Broadway in the play Wicked and on TV shows The West Wing, Pushing Daisies, and Glee. We highly suggest renting “Four Christmases” to see her play the sister of Reese Witherspoon’s character. She was born in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma as a result of Broken Rubber. Haha, we made up that last part about the malfunctioning contraceptive.
#20 – Malese Jow
Malese is a 19 year old actress-singer/songwriter best known for playing a fashionista on Nickelodeon’s Unfabulous and a teen vampire on CW’s The Vampire Diaries. You might’ve seen her as Alice Cantwell in The Social Network, yet she refuses to accept our friend request. WTF. Her mom’s of Cherokee descent. Before the 19th Century, polygamy was common amongst the Cherokee. Okay… this is like picking players for your basketball team… we’ll take Malese, Vanessa, Moore, Biel, and everyone else on this list.
#19 – Mickie James
We featured Mickie in our coverage of the WWE Divas Thanksgiving Turkey Shoot pictorial and in the Confessions of a Wrestling Fanatic. She’s a five time WWE Women’s Champion who’s now in the TNA Wrestling organization. She also released a country music album in May of this year. She’s part Powhatan, which a Virginian tribe. They say Virginia’s for lovers. Well, we’d love to slip ourselves a Mickie.
#18 – Traci Bingham
Traci’s best known for her stint on Baywatch, her pictorials in Playboy, VH1′s The Surreal Life and her nice melons. Her dad’s Cherokee and Italian. I wonder if fist pumping is allowed during rain dances.
#17 – Salli Richardson-Whitfield
Salli’s birthday is TODAY (11/23)! Happy birthday, Salli. She’s best known for her roles in A Low Down Dirty Shame, The Great White Hype, Antwone Fisher, the Anacondas sequel, and I Am Legend as the wife of Will Smith’s character. Her mom’s African-American and Cherokee. I feel like the Cherokees are the Caucasians of the Native American world only not as oppressive and privileged. Uh, moving along…
#16 – Angie Harmon
Angie’s best known for her stint on NBC’s Law & Order and being married to former New York Giants cornerback Jason Sehorn. You can find her on our list of the hottest Texans. Her dad’s Irish, Scottish, and Cherokee, which is probably a huge reason why Sehorn never signed with the Redskins. Ouch, Washington, D.C. Very ouch.
#15 – Ciara
Much like Fergie, Ciara’s been labeled with the unjustified “man” tag, Ciara has been the subject of sex change rumors ever since 2005. One thing sure not to change is her Native American heritage. She’s also, German, Creole, and Irish – her name’s even Irish for “dark” which is where her sexuality was for a while. That’s not right. We apologize. She’s a chick and she’s hot. You can ogle without concern, guys.
#14 – Ursula Mayes
Ursula was case #5 on Deal or No Deal for four seasons. She’s set to appear as one of Santa’s Helpers on two episodes of NBC’s Minute To Win It. She’s also appeared in Muscle & Fitness, Maxim, Stuff, Elle, Esquire, and FHM. She was the cover model for Juiced 2, appearing in their commercials as well. People named her one of the 100 most beautiful people. We featured her as one of the most bodacious babes of BETUS. You can also see her on Ask Men and Made Man’s Chickipedia. Her dad’s German and Native American and never experimented with sea creatures, which is why this Ursula is not some evil queen of the sea.
#13 – Cameron Diaz
She’s a sexy celebrity stoner, a pro weed chick who is eco-friendly and looks super in a Supergirl costume. In her Playboy interview, she stated she’d get on a plane in a heartbeat for a hard-on, which would explain her hook up with A-rod and her placement on our WAGs of the 2010 MLB LCS list. Her mom’s German and Native American and in 2005 there were reports she’d marry Justin Timberlake in a Native American dress. PowWOW!
#12 – Kari Wuhrer
Kari’s a 43 year old actress and singer whose TV credits include parts on Married With Children, Swamp Thing, Beverly Hills 90210, a couple CSIs and General Hospital. Her film credits include a sh*t ton of B-movies and horror/action movies like Anaconda, Eight Legged Freaks, and Beastmaster 2. Holy Taco featured her in their weekly MILF Mondays feature and you can find her on Chickipedia. She’s of German and Cherokee descent.
#11 – Mandy Moore
Like many other women on our list, she has a habit of dating Ass-getting Assclowns, but there’s not a shot in hell we hold that against her. We would like to hold something against her but we don’t want to make her blush (or laugh at us). Moore’s father is of Irish and Cherokee descent. The Cherokees historically settled in the southeast U.S. and are the largest of the tribes in the nation. The more you know! (*cue shooting star graphic*)
#10 – Carmen Electra
This future Golden Girl is sexy no matter where she is or what she’s wearing. Whether it’s in a mugshot, in a sweater, a towel, or bodypaint. She recently made an appearance at the ARIAs (Australian Recording Industry Awards) but is best known for showing her AREOLAs in Playboy. Her mom’s of German and Native American descent but she makes this list because she has her own line of stripper poles.
#9 – Demi Moore
We featured Demi in our list of the 99 Sexiest Ladies of the 80s and our feature on Hot-Ass Hollywood Cougar Tails. Somehow, after 5 years, she’s still married to Ashton Kutcher despite allegations he’s been cheating on her with some 21 year old chick. Demi’s the elder Moore of Cherokee descent on this list. We want more of Moore & Moore. That should be a sitcom… or at least a lesbian buddy cop softcore flick on Skinemax.
#8 – Vanessa Hudgens
We at COED haven’t seen a single minute of her work, so why do we love her? Maybe it was her nude pics or the fact she washes her face with a vibrator or she’s co-starring in the best “dude” film of 2011. Her dad’s Irish and Native American. Invention alert: peace pipe that doubles as a funnel.
#7 – Karen McDougal
Karen was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for December 1997 and Playmate of the Year in 1998. She was voted the second sexiest Playmate of the 90s in 2001 and was the first woman to appear on the cover of Men’s Fitness magazine. She’s of… wait for it… Cherokee and Irish descent. Those two groups absolutely LOVE each other. Or maybe they just don’t like condoms?
#6 – Charisma Carpenter
She was on the TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, and she posed for Playboy. Like Megan Fox, she was also rumored to be the next Wonder Woman. She’s of Cherokee descent, so we’re hoping to take her “off road” for a “good ride.” We’re drowning in double entendres over here!
#5 – Beyonce
She makes songs that no guy will admit to owning and is an inspiration to single ladies everywhere. She’s also on our list of most bangable chicks in music despite being Jay-Z’s wifey. Her mom’s of Creole descent, part African, Native American, and French. Your mom’s got a bold scent… BUTTERSCOTCH!
#4 – Megan Fox
Megan recently married her on-and-off bf Brian Austin Green and handed off her role as lead hot girl in the Transformers franchise to Rosie Huntington. She’s one our 50 Most Popular Women On the Web and has been photographed by the absolute man Terry Richardson. We were pumped when rumor spread she might be the next Wonder Woman and we questioned those who called her a freakshow for her thumbs. We give her double thumbs up for being a dreamweaver.
#3 – Jessica Alba
This Girl of Machete and eco-friendly actress has perfected the ass-out pose prompting numerous copycats. DNA tests on Lopez Tonight (really?) showed she’s 13% Native American while other sites report her grandmother was Quebecois, the Native Americans of the Great White North (Canada). One thing’s for sure, she really likes to jiggle. Wait ’til her kids watch her on Sesame Street.
#2 – Jessica Biel
She was one of our TV Characters You Wanted To Hook Up With as the good girl gone bad on 7th Heaven and she looks wicked hot in a wifebeater. She’s also one of the most dangerous women on the web. An interview with People revealed she’s Choctaw, a tribe originally from the Southeast. Most Choctaw supported the Colonies’ bid for independence from the British. We support Jessica’s independence from the tyranny of her clothes.
#1 - Carrie Underwood
Speaking of WAGs, since marrying hockey player Mike Fisher she’s become one of the 50 sexiest WAGs in the world. Not only is she one of the hottest girls in country music but one of the most bangable in the entire music industry as well. Of course, Mr. Fisher might bang your face with his fist if you try anything, but you have free will, do what you want. She’s of Muscogee or Creek descent. Her ancestors once had a land dispute with the Choctaw. We say let her and Biel settle this in the mud wrestling ring.
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Wow. This isn't at all the single most offensive thing I've read on the internet in the last year, or anything. Christ. Not only is this BIASED as all hell or basically pornographic for the sake of racial exploitation (on top of all the other exploitation in here), but it's also extremely racist. I hope, for the sake of this writer's reputation (not that I'm banking on much), that a lot of these "jokes" are unintentional. They're not double-entendres. They're disgusting.
Yeah my great, great grandfather was a Cherokee Princess too. Pullleeaasseee!
I don't believe you left anyone out on this list. You are aware of the other Native American tribes aren't you like the Lakota or the Black Foot or are they from Canada? But never the less there are many other tribes and this articule is stupid and not based on fact's. Come on they in most part are of Cherokee. This story would have been better if you did it on why the ladies were of Scot/Irish and Native American heritage. Why? Because the Scot's and Irish worked on a Clan system pretty much the same as a tribe so when they can to the "New World" they fit into the Indian tribual system very well unlike the English and married into the tribe.
Kudos to you, James from U of T, for producing one of the most blatantly racist, misogynistic, homophobic ("you can ogle without concern, guys") pieces of filth that I have ever stumbled upon. The sense of entitlement that you possess is horrifying/CRIMINAL ("Mr. Fisher might bang your face with his fist if you try anything, but you have free will, do what you want"), but who am I to say a word? Women are merely objects to be leered at!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO IS ALL THAT I HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!! LETS SEE THEIR ACTUAL TRIBAL / STATUS CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!! WHICH WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO EVEN HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Jessica Alba is also half mexican, meaning that most likely she's also part aztec. Accept it or not, they are still indigenous people to this continent, as most hispanics are half caucausian and half indigenous, especially carrying maternal indigenous dna. I'm glad to see people claiming their native american status and not feeling ashamed of it.
Obviously there's no such thing as a Tribal Card elsewhere but in the USA. So people who really are of indigenous descend, like Alba for example, don't have any card, and she really don't need one either, because just one look at her tells that she's part "Native" – but obviously of the Mexican kind. If you think a card carrying guy like Chuck Norris have Native ancestry than her, then you're an utter moron.
Of course, it different for some of the other 24.
I meant – "more Native ancestry than her", sorry.
Every hot actress with a nosebleed's worth of indigenous blood is now labeled Native American? I don't know which is worse. Trying to hide who you are or trying to play the "my great grandfather was 16th Cherokee so I am super special" card.
My Great Great Great Great Great Grandmother was Pocahontas.
Ha! I love it. My 12th great-grandmother actually WAS Pocahontas. She had one son (Thomas) who is an ancestor to thousands of us. I just don't know why Disney didn't come to me when they wanted to draw the cartoon version of her. (Oh wait a minute, I do have blonde hair and greenish-blue eyes.) This post on these women is really stupid. When are people going to stop obsessing over their race and just get on with the business of being human?! We could all say we're part African, since every one of us is descended from the first humans to evolve there. We're all related.
This is sooo f*cking disgusting and disrespectful to actual natives! i bet half these women arent even! i mean a f*cking blonde c’mon!!!
I have brown hair, brown eyes and brown skin… and I know people pale skin, blonde hair and blue eyes who have a lot more native blood in me than I do. It really has nothing to do with how you look but rather your genetic makeup… :)
I am 1/8 Choctaw myself. its good to know where you come from and the struggles you family has faced, but in today's society it doesn't matter. in another 50 years our children and grand children are all going to look about the same since bigotry is dying off. it is about time too, have you noticed the more 'mixed' we are the more beautiful.
damn right!
Lemme guess… their great great grandmas were tribe princesses and their great great grandfather was a chief… yeah yeah yeah we native hear this all the time haha!!! These girls look as Native as MJ looked black near the end haha!
These women are not Native American … none claims it, LAW SAYS … ONE DROP OF WHITE WITH NATIVE BLOOD, YOU ARE "WHITE" and LAW SAYS ONE DROP OF BLACK YOU ARE "BLACK". PAHLEASE!
I find the language you use to be really offensive. "Man, those Cherokee women are super “friendly”, am I right all you Irish, Scottish, and German immigrants?". Take a Indigenous history course and LEARN something about the tribe that you're insulting. Did you know that native women are more than four times more likely to be sexually assaulted in their lifetime than non-native women? And that's today! Imagine how it was back then when men (specifically white men) had all the power. I'm willing to bet that a lot of those "friendly Cherokee women" were raped. Granted, many white men did convert lifestyles, so to say, and became members of a native tribe, but that mostly happened in early settlement of US and happened for a lot longer in Canada, when the native were an integral part of survival and trade.
The fact that so many of these women claim aboriginal ancestry is disgusting. You're not cool or different if you do, it's an insult to the millions of natives left in this world. If you're going to claim it, AT LEAST try to help the people instead of exploit them and their culture.
I'm so weary of those who buy into the indians as victims/noble savages gibberish. Read your history from a broader perspective. There were many more white women kidnapped, raped, tortured and murdered by indians than the other way around. Before Europeans ever set foot on the American continents, indians were busy brutalizing their own woman and captured women from rival tribes. (The shocking statistic that you site about native women being four times more likely to be sexually assaulted applies largely to women who live on reservations and who are being assaulted by INDIAN men.) The vast majority of the blood mingling discussed so vulgarly on this post occurred between frontier whites and the civilized tribes who shared a similar blended culture. (There's a reason why so many people are part Cherokee or Choctaw.) Open your eyes and look more closely at the statistics you rattle off. Throw off the propaganda shades and study history with a clear eye towards the truth, even if it's uncomfortable. Indians are just people. If they had been more advanced than Europeans, they would have built ships and sailed across the Atlantic and discovered Europe and Africa. And yes, I too am Norwegian,Swedish, English, Scotch /Irish and a tiny bit Tuscarora and Choctaw. (And I'm damn proud of all of my ancestry.) Helping natives should consist of teaching them to move forward and throw off the victim mentality. They should embrace what's good and rich about their various cultures, and discard that which is destructive. (You know, violence towards women, substance abuse,etc…) Enough of the poisonous race politics. We're all human and in that we are truly equal.
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So.. Because their GRANDMOTHER was "PART" cherokee, as well as german, irish, and english… that makes them a native?
I'm german, scotch-irish, english, norwegian, austrian, and my dad's great grandfather was a third sioux, so, I guess I'm native american.
… a third?
sexiest???? :/ & this is a ridiculous article,whoever wrote this is mentally challenged just gives ppl a chance to be discriminating and make stereotypes. Unfortunately thats human nature to be ignorant. I am of German descent and somebody assumed I must have been related to the nazis.
i know what you mean seneca injune but they could be blonde though they mix just like any other people native americans date whites blacks asians an others to
Wow, that photo shopped picture. Beyond disrespectful.
German, Irish? Ciara NEVER claimed to be any of those things. She is African American. Leave these people alone.
Quebecois, the Native Americans of the Great White North (Canada).WTF Quebecois are from the French province (State) of Qubec!!!!! They are from immagrated from France they are white lol
This is stupid. None of those people has ever been treated as anything other than white (or black), none of them grew up on a reservation, and none of them speaks a native language. None of them has ever been asked "What race are you? Are you part Chinese or something?" None of them has ever been called "Chief" or "Cochise" or "Pocahontas". None of them has ever been picked on or assaulted because of their "native heritage". Therefore they're not in the club. And if none of these things has ever happened to you, you're not in the club either.
thats kinda rude, I'm full native but look very white compared to my family and my step sister who is also native made fun of me and called me white and so i never acted native or told people once i went to college, by the way i do step ojibway.
so racism goes both ways.
i agree with you. all of those things have happened to me. people constantly ask me what race i am, here is just a list of what i've been mistaking for
asian
hispanic
italian
middle eastern
east indian or pakistani
black or mullatto
hawaiin
and lots more
people have called me pocahontas, and asked me if i live in a tipi. people have tried to touch my hair, in school the white kids laugh at me and call me stupid injun. i have been through it all, and i'm only fifteen. so yeah, tell that to your cherokee great grandma. i really couldn't agree with you more whitesiouxmutt.