As we told you yesterday, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night. Our post was a glimpse into the undergarment maker’s presentation of sheer, blinding hotness. Good thing we didn’t go, our faces would be stuck in permanent smile mode. Today, we’ve blown the roof off with four, yes FIVE, photo galleries – arrivals, backstage, runway, performance (by jiggle-tastic Katy Perry), and the party after the show but before the hotel lobby. Tell your eyes they’re welcome.
Backstage at the 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (59 Photos)
The madness! The fevered rush! Where are my nipple tassels and Native American headdress?! You couldn’t pay us enough money to be the gopher running around trying to organize this sh*t, but we’d pay you to let us watch a bunch of smokeshow models in the buff shakin’ and bakin’ as they squirm into their skimpy outfits. In this gallery, we show you the calm before the storm as a bunch of models get their hair did and make up done all while in tiny pink silk robes. Somehow, they even manage to make this look irresistible.
2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (208 Photos)
Fashion! Turn to the left! Fashion! Turn to the right! On the catwalk, yeah, I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yes, these women sure do know how to work the runway. We’re surprised they don’t just take off and fly back to heaven where they came from. How do you know you’re hot? When the “oh my god” response is for your body and not the ridiculous costume covering it. They’re hot because they’re fly. You ain’t cuz you’re not symmetrical and toned. Hit the gym!
When the venue is jam packed with jammin’ dimes, you’re on the brink of overheating. Better call the ambulance because COED’s favorite sexy songstress was last night’s performer. If it were up to us, she’d perform at the show every year. As usual, her outfits were the t*ts (pun intended), but next time let’s get her in a bra, panties, and wings. Oh yeah, and Akon sang, too. Lucky bastard.
2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pink Carpet Arrivals (44 Photos)
The folks at Lexington Avenue Armory (the show’s venue) rolled out the PINK carpet for the likes of Entourage’s Adrian Grenier, rock band Cobra Starship, New York Rangers goalie Henrik Lundqvist, Movember supporter Malin Akerman, The Situation, Mexican singer Thalia, record mogul Tommy Mottola, and Vin Diesel. We wonder if Sitch and Vin Diesel had an Ab Off to see who’s more shredded. This lineup sounds like a sitcom, a movie, or at the very least a music video.
2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show After Party at Lavo (80 Photos)
Oh snap. We have enough trouble getting into most night clubs on a Wednesday night, we can’t imagine trying to get into this after party at Lavo. You’d think after all that work the models would call it a day, throw on some sweatpants and a hoodie. No dice, these girls were game for post-show partying much to our satisfaction. Among the celebs spotted were Tyson Beckford, Maroon 5’s Adam Levine, Russell Simmons, Paris and Nicky Hilton, Jeremy Sisto, DJ Cassidy, and Natasha Bedingfield.