Sucker Punch Has Everything You’ve Ever Wanted In A Movie

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Though it doesn’t release until March 2011, Sucker Punch’s trailer hit theaters this past weekend, running in front of Due Date (funniest film of the year, btw). We’re going out on a limb and saying it’ll be one of the best “dude” movies of 2011 and quite possibly an all-time classic. Anything from Zack Snyder (Watchmen, 300) is A-OK in our book.

The story follows a young girl who’s institutionalized by her d-bag stepfather. In order to escape, she must retrieve five items from an alternate reality she’s constructed in her mind with the help of her hot inmate friends. How’s your mind? Blown?

Hard to say in which genre though since it has literally everything you’ve ever wanted in a film. “Like what?” Let us show you…

Dragons With Heartburn

From Reign of Fire to Beowulf to Lord of the Rings, dragons are badass. Remember Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat? No? Well, F U! He was nasty! Like the near famous rapper Dylan, they “spit hot fire.” Now, picture fighting these winged beasts in an old school bomber plane. You pass out form the awesome yet?

Robots With Automatic Handguns

Ever since The Terminator released in ’84, robots have been feared for their total lack of respect for human life. Of course, in the sequels The T-800 learned to love, but man, was that lame. Robots are cold-blooded killing machines that show no mercy. Let’s hope they don’t take it easy on these hot chicks.

Giant Samurai Warrior With Gatling Gun

Couldn’t really tell from the trailer, but these dudes don’t look human. If they are, then test those dudes for HGH and PEDs. They come at ya with swords and other samurai weapons then they’re like, “F it, mow ‘em down with a massive gatling gun.” The way of the samurai is balls to the wall.

Nazi Zombies

Okay, so I’m not entirely sure they’re zombies. Maybe just reanimated corpses, but still, they’re the living dead and they’re still really pissed about not winning WW2. Headshots are strongly encouraged, ladies.

Hot Chicks

Emily Browning, Carla Gugino, Vanessa Hudgens, Jena Malone, Jamie Chung, and Abbie Cornish. It doesn’t get better than that six pack right there.

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Hot Chicks Shooting Guns

I’m no gun enthusiast but seeing a hot girl firing off rounds from an automatic weapon is just… the bee’s knees. It really is. Not sure if it’s comforting to know they can handle a piece, which would lead me to believe they’re good with another kind of piece or if it’s simply watching them jiggle. Whatever it is, I’m buying my next gf a gun and a lot of leather.

Check out the first trailer below:

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