Derek Jeter’s Slew of Sloppy Seconds
Derek Jeter has officially locked up the First Lady of COED and it reminds us how much of a player (off the field) the Yankees captain is. “Friday Night Lights” hottie, Minka Kelly is only the tip of the ass iceberg for Jeter. In fact,the list of all the lovely ladies who are now simply Jeters Slew of Sloppy Seconds is still mind-blowing. But I guess this is what you get for being baseball’s most awesome dude alive.
Mariah Carey: 1997 – 1998
Sloppy Seconds: Post break-up with Jeter, Mariah Carey has been linked to a long list of stars including Leonardo DiCaprio, Eminem and Eddie Murphy. In April 2008, she decided to settle down, marrying 27 year-old singer Nick Cannon.
Lara Dutta: 2000 – 2001
Sloppy Seconds: When her time with the “Captain” ended Miss Universe 2000 entered a long relationship with Indian model, Kelly Dorjee.
Jordana Brewster: 2002-2003
Sloppy Seconds: After breaking up with Jeter, Brewster had a questionable/downgrade rebound with Sugar Ray frontman, Mark McGrath. She has since found love (and marriage in 2007) with movie producer Andrew Form.
Adriana Lima: 2003
Sloppy Seconds: Following a short fling with Jeter, Lima dated Prince Wenzeslaus von und zu Liechtenstein for three years and is now with Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić of the NBA Minnesota Timberwolves.
Vanessa Minnillo: 2003 – 2005
Sloppy Seconds: Following her long relationship with Jeter, Minnillo dated Orlando Bloom and Scottie Pippen, and 98 Degree front man and Jessica Simpson’s ex, Nick Lachey. She is currently with “That 70′s Show” star, Topher Grace.
Jessica Alba: 2004
Sloppy Seconds: In 2004, Alba began dating Cash Warren. The two recently gave birth to their first child, Honor Marie. (Don’t worry, she’s still just as hot, post pregnancy.)
Vida Guerra: 2004
Sloppy Seconds: The world’s most famous ass has been linked to 50 Cent and Jeremy Shockey after her time with Jeter.
Scarlett Johansson: 2005
Sloppy Seconds: After her time with Jeter, Scarlett went on a sex rampage with some major Hollywood stars, including Jonathan Rhys, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto, Josh Hartnett, Justin Timberlake, Wilmer Valderrama and Topher Grace. Two observations – #1: I never knew she was so slutty and #2: She must be a big fan of That 70′s Show. Now Scarlett is married to Ryan Reynolds.
Gabrielle Union: 2006
Sloppy Seconds: After Jeter, Union hooked up with Ludacris and Darren Sharper.
Jessica Biel: 2006 – 2007
Sloppy Seconds: After Jeter, Biel decided to take it down a notch and date movie stuntman Paul Corcoran. After that relationship Biel stepped it up a notch, hooking up with pop star Justin Timberlake. And has since moved on to filmmaker and professional snowboard, York Shackleton.
Jeter’s dating history courtesy of WhosDatedWho.com