Cecilia Chang Will Give You A Scholarship For Doing Chores

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Strapped for cash? Can’t afford college? Before she was arrested and charged with bribery and forced labor, former Dean of St. John’s University Institute of Asian Studies would’ve totally hooked you up with a free ride or at least a couple thou to ease your financial burden. “What’s the catch?” Well, you might have to do a few chores around the house, wire some cash to feed a nasty gambling habit, or transport her son to the airport at 3am. But, I mean, you’re in college, what else would you be doing? Playing Halo Reach? You’ll never learn how to take verbal abuse from a middle-aged Asian woman that way.

This got us thinking… what is the worst thing you would do to get a full scholarship? Take our poll!

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