The premature passing of 44 year old comedian Greg Giraldo caught everyone by surprise yesterday. Today we honor him and 9 other comedians who left us before their time on Earth was up. Unlike these comedians who had their time, we hoped the joke tailors on this list could’ve given us more comedic gold in their golden years.
Greg Giraldo (1965-2010)
Born in the Bronx, raised in Queens, this graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law was a regular panelist on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and made appearances on Letterman, Conan, Stern, and Opie & Anthony. You might’ve seen him as a judge on Last Comic Standing and doling out put downs on Comedy Central’s roasts of numerous celebrities.
Bill Hicks (1961-1994)
Bill Hicks was a little before my time since I was, like, eight years old when he died. Still after listening to some of his material, such as the above video, it is apparent that he was the resident deep thinking comic of the early 1990’s. Like the disgustingly intelligent smart asses that like to sit around and wax on about a Greener America while smoking his 18th cigarette of the night. You either vibe with this guy or brand him douche. Luckily, Hicks was more the former than the latter.
Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)
Observational humor. Jerry Seinfeld rode that wave to a successful and, in my opinion, grossly overrated sitcom that runs even to this day. I mean seriously. What is the DEAL with seeing things? You see them and THEN they’re there. It’s CRAZAAAAAAY. Anyway if “Seinfeld” allowed its namesake to play it safe with things like “The Marriage Ref” and “Bee Movie”, then observation is what secured Mitch Hedberg a place in the cult comic hall of fame. With an unassuming hipster look and that little something special (weed), Hedberg became the comic that 18-24 year old’s will now swear by.
Chris Farley (1964-1997)
According to Jonah Hill in the movie “Funny People”, “There’s nothing funny about a physically fit man.” A few guys on this list will prove that statement true but Chris Farley is the latest in a long of funny fat guys who ate one spare rib plate too many. Though, to be fair, Farley’s humor didn’t come from just his Sam’s Club-sized love handles. Whether he was playing a hyperactive motivational speaker (Matt Foley) or an exaggerated version of himself (Tommy Boy), Farley always came across as two things: energetic and likeable. Both were reasons he was so easy to laugh at and with.
John Belushi (1949-1982)
And now to the guy who inspired Chris Farley. Without John Belushi, there would be no Chris Farley. Actually when people say that it sounds really self serving and unnecessarily brown nosey. Let’s just say that without Belushi, people wouldn’t have known what to make of Farley. Belushi may as well be the godfather of Saturday Night Live and a first ballot, inaugural member of the SNL. Belushi was a loose cannon on the stage in the best, and worst ways possible. Need evidence? Just watch the above video.
Phil Hartman (1948-1998)
Phil Hartman caught on a little late in life but once he hit, he was everywhere. A utility all-star on SNL that would later be seen in the likes of Will Ferrell, Phil Hartman could do anything you wanted him to do. He could play Bill Clinton like a politicking, borderline sketch ball and he could play Sinatra like an cranky, entitled curmudgeon. Either way, he killed and was probably the second best impressionist ever featured on SNL (first has to go to Darryl Hammond).
Lenny Bruce (1925-1966)
I’m sure the cliched saying “ahead of his/her time” was coined by someone who discovered Lenny Bruce about 20 years after he died. If you listen to about five minutes of Bruce’s routine and take in the subject matter and the language used, while thinking about who his contemporaries were, it’s easy to see why he is thought of as “ahead of his time.” Bruce would have probably been right at home riffing in an Apatow flick.
Sam Kinison (1953-1992)
Imagine you live in the deep south and go to a Baptist church and one day your head clergy man decides “I’m going to take up stand up comedy.” That’s what Sam Kinison did. After entering the seminary and figuring that money and sluts were not among the fringe benefits, he got into stand up comedy. Chances are you laughed at a Sam Kinison routine. It was either out of sheer enjoyment and amusement. Or, due to the shear decibel level that some of his jokes were delivered at, fear. Either way, you laughed at Sam.
John Candy (1950-1994)
A forgotten gem among farcical fat men (probably because his death wasn’t mired in drug use like Farley and Belushi), Candy settled into the role of the jolly, shenanigan prone father figure in movies like “The Great Outdoors”, “Uncle Buck” and “Planes, Trains and Automobiles”. His rapid fire question scene with Macauley Culkin in ‘Buck’ is still one of the funniest things I have even seen in my life. Where Belushi’s unpredictable nature got him laughs and Farley’s infantile cuddliness was his lunch ticket, Candy’s humor was drawn from the fact that he was just the funny, fat everyman. You could watch his movies and go to work on a Monday and hear a very similar story from your own resident funny, fat guy.
Dave Chappelle (1973-2006*)
The only thing worse than dying in your prime? Quitting your wildly successful and hilarious TV show and moving to a farm in Ohio. Dave Chappelle began his rise to fame in the 90’s and truly hit his peak when he starred on the Chappelle Show — a sketch comedy program that often crossed lines and gained awesome critical reviews with its sharp social commentary. And just when he was becoming a household name, he quit his show due to network interference and spent some time in Africa. While we’re pretty sure he’s still alive, we’ll be the first to say that he might as well be dead.
* Year he quit Chappelle Show