Kentucky Fried Chicken is recruiting college chicks to wear sweatpants with “Double Down” written on the buttcheeks to get students to try the unique bun-less sandwich that features 2 chicken filets, 2 pieces of bacon, and 2 slices of cheese and “The Colonel’s Sauce”, which I can only interpret to mean he splooged on it.
If you’re a hot college chick and you’re interested in hearing rude and/or inappropriate comments along with numerous ass slaps, go to KFC’s Facebook page. If selected, you’ll get the rump-centric sweatpants, KFC gift certificates, and a $500 stipend.
I’m willing to Double Down on some hot girl booty, but will gladly settle for the sandwich. If you ever Double Down on one of these chicks while chowing down on a Double Down, please send the pics to firstname.lastname@example.org. Hey, there might even be a reward, but honestly, haven’t you already won?