10 Celebrities Whose Boobs Are Too Big

You might find it surprising for COED magazine to ever admit that boobs can be “too big.” It’s just not our style. In fact, our style is exactly the opposite, most of the time. But sometimes, having a hefty chest isn’t all high fives and ice cream. No, for these celebrities, their ample bosoms have been more a hindrance than a blessing. Here are 10 Celebrities Whose Breasts Are Just “Too Big.”

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1. Lindsay Lohan: “Too Big To Work

Film chiefs where not happy with the size of Lindsay Lohans breasts and have reportedly spent $millions on CGI to reduce them for the film Herbie: Fully Loaded.

This could mean that Lindsey might find its harder to gain work in future unless she reduces her assets via surgery.

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2. Dolly Parton: “Nothing But Pain

Dolly Parton’s breasts are as famous as her country music but she says they cause her nothing but pain. The 62 year old now requires eight weeks of rest to deal with the back pain of carrying these puppies around on tour.

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3. Ulrika Jonsson: “Repulsed By Her Breasts

Ulrika Jonsson said she was truly repulsed by her breasts during pregnancy, and said that “women with larger breasts, are often subjected to other people judging their character by their body shape.”

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4. Kelly Osbourne: “I Want No Bra

Kelly Osbourne has been open that she hates her boobs, and that she wants a size B or C so that she wont require a bra. She plans to usebreast reduction surgery to achieve her goal of smaller breasts.

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5. Pamela Anderson: “Wants Her Original State

Admittedly, as attractive as she was before surgery, she would not have become the celebrity icon she is today if it was not for her large implants. However in 1999, the Baywatch star was not happy with her big breasts and chose to remove them so she could go back to her “original state”.”

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6. Jodie Marsh: “Just Plain Disgusting

If you ask us, it just looks like Jodie Marsh’s implants are too big for her breast and chest wall. It appears that she has very little actual breast tissue, just massive implants. We just think that this is just too fake looking and would propose that she should look to reduce these babies via surgery.

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7. Serena Kozakura: “Too Big To Steal

This buxom Japanese model found out that her large breasts meant she could not make a career out of burglary. A court found her innocent of a crime after it was proven that she could not squeeze through a window due to the size of her bosom.

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8. Chantelle Houghton: “Second Thoughts About Surgery

The attractive star of British celebrity big brother – Chanttelle says that she is having second thoughts about cosmetic surgery to increase her chest from a B to a 32E. She told Heat magazine that “I wish I’d never had them done.”

Poor Chantelle now has to visit a doctor twice a week to deal with the back pain of having such heavy implants.

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9. Courtney Love: “Hardening And Ripples

In case you haven’t been awake since ’92 , Courtney love was lead singer of the 90’s band Hole and wife of now deceased Kurt Cobain. Whilst at first she was happy with her larger breasts, she later reduced their size due to breast hardening and the appearance of ripples on her boobs.

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10. Chelsea Charms: “11.8kg Per Breast

To be fair, Chelsea is not much of a celebrity, but she does have a Wikipedia page! Unlike the rest of the celebrities here, Chelsea has used her super large breasts to create a career in the entertainment industry.

Now I don’t know about you, but I think these 10000cc –11.8kg breasts are just too big! Or is “too big” just not in your vocabulary?

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    Comments

    57 Responses to “10 Celebrities Whose Boobs Are Too Big”
    1. Gary says:

      There is no such thing as too big. Kelly Osbourne is nothing without a big rack

    2. Greg Stevens says:

      Every bit of this was interesting.. But my one word question is, Why?

    3. AngryMan says:

      Boobs are NEVER too big!

    4. TEGU says:

      its all about proportion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, salma hyaak; raquel welch……. susan sarandon…… jillian barbarie…… chics with booooob–jobs are LOSERVILLE

    5. Holly Hou says:

      I want huge boobs

    6. cookie says:

      hey those boobs are dumb bring bigger ones

    7. elizabeth says:

      i wanna see the younger ones naked

    8. joe says:

      round 2: porn stars : gianna michaels

    9. Bob says:

      Big Boobs are nice but Geez that last one is too big, must be painfull carrying those around.

    10. blackbook668 says:

      The only one that gets into "too big" category is Chelsea Charms. The rest are perfectly fine.

    11. dumbasssiliconbitches – just loving natural boobs dudes!

    12. Dan Sveaver says:

      I can't sympathize with Dolly, because anyone who gets breast implants has no business complaining about how heavy they are.

    13. Jenna says:

      wow, geez . I think that last pair was just a disgrace to girls EVERYWHERE!!!!! It must be hard not to attract attention with those things.

    14. art_crime2005 says:

      lindsay lohan`s defenitly aren`t too big,

    15. mike70535 says:

      I hate that some women give others grief because of their breasts' size. Seriously, go hide in a friggin' cave or something, you ignorant twits! Everyone is different! For all of you women out there with small or large breasts. do what you want for YOU! Don't change for some arrogant prick or some insecure bitch.

    16. dablkman says:

      They all look like tarts. They have had so much plastic surgery. Who’s the real? The hair is fake, the lips are fake, the breast or fake and don’t forget the Botox.

    17. L_O2u says:

      THAT large pic isn't even Dolly…l-ame.
      Some of these boobs are okay. Some are just ridic.

      UU

    18. James says:

      Some women are naturally larger than these shown. My mother was one. Another was a friend of mine who was a direct descendant of Captain Cook the sea explorer. Every busty woman I have known has suffered more harm than good from it. One example is being sexually mistreated by family and relatives. Another is attracting men whose only interest is their chest. Every marriage of these women was miserably unhappy.

    19. Francis says:

      Just huge boobs doesn't make sense! In my opinion, boobs should be just a handful and not overflowing. Huge boobs on a small made woman looks unnatural.

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