Top 10 Most Notorious Cheaters In The History Of Sex

By limoge July 30, 2010 4:30 pm Posted in Dating & Sex, culture, Television limoge g+ page

For as long as men have seeked fame and fortune, they have also cheated on their wives and girlfriends. Yet there are some men that go beyond simple cheating. These are the low down dirty, no good, crazy ass, DAWGS! Here are the ten most ridiculous cheaters in the history of sex.

Tiger Woods

Before his scandal broke, everyone saw Woods as a rather strait-laced boring kind of guy, you know typical golf dweeb. Now you feel like you need to wear a body condom just to look at him. And what made Woods’ cheating so odd are the women that he cheated with. Married for five years to Elin Nordegren a blonde, beautiful Swedish bathing suit model, Woods decided, “hey, who needs a hot, sexy, beautiful swimsuit model when I can sleep with thirteen of the nastiest, skankiest, ugliest women I could find”.

Eric Benet

Who you may ask is Eric Benet? Well, his fifteen minutes of fame came and went when he was married and then cheated on Halle Berry. You know, hot, gorgeous, sexy, Oscar winning, Halle Berry. Well, much like our friend Tiger, Eric felt that hot, sexy Halle wasn’t good enough for him so he went out and cheated then as an added bonus, admitted he was a sex addict when he got caught. So where is Eric Benet today? Probably realizing “dayum, I’m a sex addict and I WAS kicking it with Halle Berry and now I’m not. Boy, am I an idiot”.

Jesse James

Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, boy were we rooting for you. Much like Tiger and Eric, you also had it good. Married to the beautiful Sandra Bullock (America‘s Sweetheart, btw), you two were the dream couple. Yes, you had a bit of a checkered past with the porno wife and the tats but when our Sandy fell for you, we fell for you too. Then one dark day Michelle “Bombshell” McGee reared her dirty, ugly face and the dream was lost. Yes, maybe Sandy is a little too sweet to do all those nasty things you were doing with Bombshell and Skittles, but don’t you realize Jesse, that when you hurt Sandy, you hurt us!

Tiki Barber

What do you get when you add a very handsome, very married, ex-NY Giant with one very young, very attractive college intern? A very messy scandal, indeed. Married for ten years with two young sons, Barber seemed to totally forget all those silly familial obligations when he was introduced to his intern, Traci Lynn Johnson. Yet what makes this scandal particularly sad is that Barber’s wife Ginny is eight months pregnant…with TWINS!! Talk about thinking with the wrong head!

Eddie Murphy

In 1997, a very married Eddie Murphy was pulled over by undercover cops when they witnessed him picking up a prostitute late one night. Things got interesting however, when it was discovered that Murphy told the cops he was only trying to give the street walker advice on how to live a more honorable lifestyle. Sounds kind of boring though, right? Well, how about the fact that Murphy’s “lady of the night” wasn’t no lady. Yup, Murphy’s pickup was actually a twenty-year old transsexual. I knew that’d get ya.

John Edwards

As one of the front-runners in the race for President and married to his wife Elizabeth for thirty-plus years, Edwards seemed like the all American family man with a bright future. Then The National Enquirer broke the news that changed his life forever–Edwards was sleeping with Rielle Hunter, one of his campaign employees. What makes this story so horrible is that Edwards was sleeping with Hunter while his wife was undergoing treatment for STAGE FOUR breast cancer! Uh, guess all that nice guy stuff was just a big ol’ lie.

Woody Allen

It was one thing when the writer/director was just a lovable neurotic New Yorker, and quite another when he began an affair with Soon Yi, the adopted daughter of his longtime girlfriend Mia Farrow. Farrow discovered the affair when she found naked photos of twenty one-year-old Previn in Allen’s apartment. What made the incident especially troubling to many is that Allen has never understood why anyone would object to this relationship (which continues to this day), saying he was simply following his heart. Followed it over a cliff is more like it.

Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant was the basset hound-eyed epitome of the perfect British gentleman — that is, until he was arrested on the Sunset Strip while receiving oral sex from a prostitute in 1995. What made the scandal so newsworthy was the massive contrast between Grant’s onscreen image as the ultimate smooth British fantasy object and the caliber of his pickup, a street-walker named Divine Brown. And all this occurred while he was dating super hot model Elizabeth Hurley. Uh, maybe Liz was just TOO hot for him.

Bill Clinton

In one of the most public political scandals that nearly brought down a Presidency, Bill Clinton repeatedly denied having an affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. And no one could forget his infamous line, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” Later of course the whole world discovered that he did indeed do the nasty with Lewinsky…in the Oval Office no less. (Or should it be renamed the “Oral” Office, heh heh)

Jude Law

In the contest for the most head spinning serial cheater, Jude Law definitely wins the prize. He went from cheating on his wife Sadie Frost with actress Sienna Miller, then cheating on Sienna with his children’s nanny, then cheated on the nanny with an aspiring actress he met on a film set (and fathered a child with her, btw). Now we have come almost full circle, as it seems Law and Sienna are now back together. God, does, this guy deserve the Golden Penis Award for best cheater or what!