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How to Get Abs Like the Situation

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Jersey Shore’s favorite 6-pack star, The Situation, announced that he’s writing a self-help fitness book that will help beer-bellied men across America look just like him. It’s pretty generous considering they’ve already taught us so many life lessons. While we’re eagerly anticipating the book that is sure to change our life (and will hopefully have a chapter on how to perfect the orange guido glow), we’re ready to get started now on getting a ripped body.  Because it’s not that hard to use weights or even to get a rock-hard body without stepping a foot into a traditional gym.

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