Celebrity Coke Whore All-Star Team

By meredithkreisa July 12, 2010 12:00 pm Posted in 18+, A to Z, Britney Spears, culture, Girls, Kristin Cavallari, Lifestyle, Lindsay Lohan, Nightlife, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Party, Pot Culture meredithkreisa g+ page

Celebrities have their indulgences. Madonna loves her Kabbalah water and Jon Gosselin can’t resist Ed Hardy t-shirts. But these sexy celebrities may have far darker addictions. All of these ladies have been accused of using cocaine, proving that the white powder isn’t just for Amy Winehouse anymore. Let me introduce you to our starting line-up of the celebrity coke whore all-star team!

Lindsay Lohan

What can we say about Lindsay Lohan that hasn’t already been said? LiLo seems to have a long-term relationship with cocaine. From her 2007 cocaine arrest, to reportedly being spotted with the powder at Cannes this year, Lohan is, if nothing else, consistent. However, in February, Lohan claimed to have quit. Let’s hope this coke whore all-star leaves this list for good. The world needs a Herbie Fully Loaded 2 and she’s the only one who can deliver. But seriously, we’ve loved a number of LiLo’s movies…we’re pulling for you, Lindsay.

Pam Anderson

Pam Anderson. Baywatch actress. Perennial dream girl. Coke whore? While she claims to have “dabbled” in cocaine, she also says she didn’t really like it. Thusly, her “coke whore all-star” status is tentative at best.

Kristin Cavallari

This all-star rose to realty stardom on MTV’s Laguna Beach and The Hills. She denies being a dirty, dirty coke whore, but recently got a lot of attention for reportedly hunting for cocaine at the Super Bowl. I guess she just misunderstood the meaning of “linebacker.”

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s cocaine use has long been the stuff of legend. While she denies it, reports of her drug use are abundant tabloid fodder. These rumors took on new life when famed Hollywood burglar Nick Prugo claimed to have found cocaine in Hilton’s home. In all fairness, it could have been baby powder. That girl’s gotta have something to prevent her massive ego from chaffing.

Britney Spears

Britney Spears has been flying under the radar for a while now. But that didn’t used to be the case. Back in 2007, she shaved her head and lost custody of her children. Oh, yeah, and reportedly used lots and lots of cocaine. During that wild year, reports abounded about her alleged cocaine use. Most notably, Britney may have used cocaine before a performance at the VMAs. Gimme More? Actually, she should probably cut back.