Truely Tasteless Michael Jackson Jokes
What’s worse than losing the King of Pop? How about everyone forgetting that the King of Pop actually turned into the King of Creep years before he died? In the past year we’ve been subjected to numerous tributes that all seem to leave out the fact that his nose fell off during a child molestation trial. Sure the guy was a music legend in the 80′s and 90′s, but he was also the inspiration for childrens’ nightmares in the ’00s. So in honor of the real Michael Jackson being dead for an entire year, we present truly tasteless Michael Jackson jokes.
1.
Q: Who did Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
2.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
3.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
4.
Q: Did you hear that MJ died from food poisoning?
A: He ate 12 year old nuts!!
5.
Q: What did Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
A: After a night of visiting little children, their sacks are empty.
6.
Q: Why were Michael Jackson’s pants so tight?
A: Because they weren’t his…
7.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson hang ‘Blanket’ out the balcony of his hotel?
A. He was trying to shake the cum off.
8.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to hell?
A: Because he was bad.
9.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys’ pants were half-off !!
10.
Q: Why were Michael Jackson’s pants so small?
A: Because they aren’t his!
11.
Q: What did Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.
12.
Q: What did Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
A: Blowing his nose.
13.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson
14.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.
15.
Q: What’s the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy’s underpants?
A: Michael Jackson’s makeup.
16.
Q: What was Michael Jackson’s Alma Matter?
A: Bring-em Young.
17.
Q: Why did Michael like children so much?
A: He knew how they felt.
18.
Q: What was Michael Jackson’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
19.
Q: How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a mail-order catalogue.
20.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little friends leaves?
A: It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
21.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house!!
22.
Q: What do michael jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.
23.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong
A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon… and Michael Jackson raped kids.
Have a favorite joke that we didn’t include? Leave it in the comments and we’ll throw the best ones in!
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You are really sick. We love our Michael,now leave him alone!!!!!!!!!
you kinda put the same one in there twice. i know why his pants are tight
Q: How are Chicken McNuggets and Michael Jackson similar?
A: They were once dark meat, now they're white meat and they're in your kids mouth.
I am shocked how disrespectful and distasteful people still are even after somebody passed away. What shall we teach our children about an adult world so disgusting, dim and dishonorable. If people who enjoy such stuff listened to Michael Jackson's words a bit more intensively and did just a tiny bit of good of what he did in caring for our world it would surely be a much better place.
So please remove this disrespectful, distasteful site – as a parent and teacher I ask you to do so – especially for our and first of all Michael's children!
Good God leave the man alone,he paid with his life,isn' that enough? Michael we love you now and forever. Just for people like above I am glad you are with our Lord.,but it's too bad even God forgives creeps like COED.
This is absolutely disgusting, almost 13 yr old mentality who laugh at rude jokes! But this is about a human being for heavens sake and from your pictures you all seem like adults. Its about time as Michael Jackson said that you Look in the Mirror and ask yourselves what sort of person you are, do you like your reflection or are the above jokes the reflection of who you really are. Would you like your children to see this? For heavens sake grow up and remember your employees can look and see that you are on this site, and that is the reason I am on this site!!! (Checking on a potential employee). Needless to say he will not be getting the job!!!!!
Whosoecver write this is a peadophile. Michael jackson would never think as the fantasy of people that want to hurt his name for money. Their fantasies disgusting.
One particular nasty Michael Jackson joke site after realising it was not so clever after all decided to take it down – maybe that is something you may consider if you have one ounce of humanity left.
Find name of a famous CONVICTED mass pedifile, put his name on top of the page(instead of Micheal Jacksons!!!!) and then this webpage would actually be pretty funny!!!!! We love MJ too much! Sorry!
You think these jokes are funny? You are one sick bunch of people at Coed. Michael's nose did not fall off, stop believing everything you read in the media, 99% of it is all trash…a bit like your website actually.
Why do you feel the need to do this? Do you get off on it?? You are the most ignorant bunch of people I have ever come across. Michael was an innocent man and if you bothered to do some homework and research you would come to the same conclusion the jury did when they found him NOT GUILTY! Shall I say it again? He was NOT GUILTY.
This page is beyond disrespect! Especially when this is about a deceased man. Michael Jackson wasn't only greatest entertainer but he was also the most generous heat and the greatest Humanitarian. He was the only celebrity who had raised $300 Million for charity. During his life Michael Jackson was put though hell by media, only because he Loved, Cared and Helped save lives of dying children around the world! Let me remind you that in 2005 Michael Jackson was acquitted on all 10 counts and was proved Innocent! But even after his death the media still seems to be after him. Trashing Michael Jackson's name will bring no fame to your page!
There exists a veritable army of Michael Jackson advocates who refuse to accept further denigration of Michael Jackson's character, legacy and reputation.
On behalf of all concerned fans wold wide I kindly ask you to Remove those offensive jokes!
Lulu Kordzadze
What the heck are you trying again! Stop this! Let Michael Jackson RIP! MY God you people are very very sick! LEAVE MJ ALONE! You don't know the *real* MJ so stop it!!!!!!!! You make me sick. Is this all you have to do is make jokes about a great man that was a great humanitarian who helped so many children! He paid for children's operations who wouldn't have gotten helped if it weren't for Michael Jackson! Get a life! You are sick leave MJ ALONE!!! MJ can not speak for himself se we his fans will! DELETE this page! You are SICK!! This is NOT funny!!!!!
Michael Jackson suffered enough while he was alive – can't you leave him alone now that he is dead? PLEASE show some respect to one of the greatest entertainers and humanitarians of the last century and remove the "jokes" from this page. THANK YOU.
This is sick! Hope someone rips one of your dead family members. This is disgusting. Michael is a brother, son and father and it is so wrong for you o be disrespectful like this! When did everyone forget that you are not tospeak ill of the dead?! Do everyone a favour and delete this page!
Learn finally to respect this great artist and this exceptional man…failing to love him stop telling filthy things about him, it's a complete lack of intelligence and humor…leave Michael Jackson alone now !
OMG – really?? This is one of the worst sites Ive ever been on. Do you have no empathy for anyone who is not perfect?? Sure Michael had his ups and downs and issues but Im here to tell you HE WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HURT SOMEONE FOR THE FUN OF DOING IT – THIS IS CRASS AND DISCUSTING!!
Take this page down. It serves no purpose but to hurt the family. He is dead for God's sake dont you have any compassion? I guess not!
these are not even funny so why call them 'jokes'?
whoever made this has no respect, he's past away for gods sakes, ur making us fans suffer FUCK OFF. :@:@
you people that made this page should be ashamed of yourself. To make fun of the most famous man on the planet and after all he did and gave to our world. He did it out of love – never for the recognition but simply out of love. And a lot of that he did for you. have some respect. The man is gone so why dont you make that change and take down this page. What if it were your son that the world was making fun of? Would you be happy? What if his children happen to come across this disguting page? Do they deserve to find such awful things about their daddy on the internet? No they don't. Please show some respect and remove this page. If you want to do a page on him – do one on his coutless number of humanitarin projects that he did in his lifetime. I guarantee you will have many more hits on that than you do this.
Is evident that miserable mind is needing miserable joke and sorry if i didn't find funny any of it.