6 Porn Star Sex Scandals

By Edit Posted in Culture, Entertainment, Girls

Ah, porn stars! How can you have a sex scandal when the only thing you’re famous for is having sex? Truly, it takes a special type of porn star to create a stir doing something in her spare time which she’s paid to do at work. Here are the six sexiest sex scandals involving America’s greatest heroes, the porn star:

1. Kendra Jade and Jerry Springer

1998 was a time when the number one television show in the country was something called The Jerry Springer Show, a thoughtful, low-key production where real life couples calmly debated their relationship problems and occasionally punched each other in the face when a bell rang. But events behind the scenes of this “Jerry Springer Show” were not as calm as the show itself would’ve led you to believe. In 1998, a sex tape (from a camera hidden in the closet of a hotel room) was released showing Jerry Springer having sex with then porn star Kendra Jade. And her step-mother. At the same time. This, perhaps not surprisingly, actually surprised no one. Especially the people of Cincinnati who, in 1971, elected Springer to City Council, only to oust him in 1974 after he was caught writing checks to hookers (only to be re-elected a few years later on a self-proclaimed “platform of honesty.”) No, this porn-star-and-her-step-mom-three-way-sex-scandal had virtually no impact on Jerry’s career, or image, whatsoever. It did, however, mark the start of Kendra Jade’s proverbial nightmare descent into booze and drugs, and she eventually quit porn, married the lead singer of something called SuperNova, and can most recently be seen battling sex addiction on Sex Rehab With Dr. Drew and drug addiction on Dr. Drew’s Sober House. Springer, however, presumably sleeps soundly every night on a large pile of money with several beautiful ladies.

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2. Joslyn James and Tiger Woods

The mistresses of Tiger Woods are like the Justice League. There are lots of members who are pretty lame and interchangeable (I mean, really, what does Black Canary actually do? Answer the phone?), and then there are one or two standouts who basically steal the show. Such is Joslyn James – the Batman of Tiger Mistresses. That is, if Batman let people pee on him (side note: he does not). Joslyn James was a minor-league porn star who got major-league famous after the Tiger scandal broke. She’s the one who released the, as the adults say the kids say, “sext messages” from Tiger. She’s the one who claims Tiger knocked her up twice (and made her pay for her own abortions). And she’s the one who recently went on Howard Stern and detailed Tiger’s love of golden showers, ATMs, rough sex, and rougher dirty talk. Love her or hate her, she’s definitely the Dark Knight of woman scorned. Joslyn says she was motivated by two main factors: Tiger’s public apology in which he referred to her and the other women as “mistakes,” and the recent release of golf balls with her face printed on them. Joslyn, who has retired from making porn movies, is currently traveling the country with her strip show tour. Which, apparently, is what people do when they retire from making porn movies.

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3. Tiger Woods and Devon James

Not to be confused with Joslyn James, Devon James is a porn star who also claims to have undergone a two-year affair with Tiger Woods and—you know what? There’s really no reason to *not* confuse Devon James with Joslyn James. There’s photographic evidence that Joslyn and Devon are, indeed, different people, and aren’t related, but, really, who cares? It’s the same basic story. In fact, Devon is notable only for two reasons. The first is that you – yes, you! – can pay to have sex with her. Or, more accurately, you can pay to not have sex with her but probably have sex with her anyway, as her real Craig’s List ad clearly i.m.p.l.i.e.s.

The second reason Devon is notable is because she’s married to a male porn actor named… wait for it… Kevin James. I’m assuming this is not the Paul Blart: Mall Cop guy.  Anyway, Kevin James the-one-that’s-a-porn-star also claims that his wife did, indeed, have a two-year affair with Tiger and that this didn’t bother him in the slightest because, as he told a local FOX affiliate, “I sleep with five women a week.” Which sounds like a lot of women, unless, of course, you’re competing against Tiger Freakin’ Woods.

Post-Tiger, Devon has plunged into the proverbial nightmare descent of still-not-being-a-Florida-prostitute as well as appearing on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show.

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4. Jesse James and Janine Lindemulder

Janine Lindemulder is a big-breasted, blonde porn star who is best known for lesbian porn movies and for choosing the most ridiculously convoluted fake surname in the history of adult entertainment. Also, she punched Jesse James in the face. Many, many times.

Before he was married to Sandra Bullock, motorcycle-and-Nazi-enthusiast James was married to Lindemulder. The union lasted about a year (from 2002-3), resulted in a child, and ended when Lindemulder punched James in the face. Many, many times. This led to her proverbial nightmare descent into, uh, tax evasion and child custody hearings. And, perhaps just because there should be at least one instance of this actually happening in real life, eventually this beautiful blonde porn star was sentenced to six months of hard time in a woman’s penitentiary, after failing to pay over $300,000 in back taxes, a sentence which subsequently resulted in her losing custody of her young daughter. Currently, she spends her time complaining about this, usually on the Howard Stern show, but sometimes also on Good Morning America.

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5. Jesse James and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is the woman who allegedly had an 11-month affair with Jesse James while he was married to Sandra Bullock. Seriously, is there something about Sandra Bullock I’m missing? A back covered with Blitzkrieg tattoos, or wheels instead of legs? Going from Janine Lindemulder to Sandra Bullock to Bombshell McGee makes about as much as sense as having whiskey for breakfast, a salad for lunch, and then moonshine for dinner. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is a self-described “busty tattoo and fetish model” who you can pay to see strip in webcam shows. She was also raised Amish, holds a bachelor’s degree in biology, was fired as a stripper from Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club, and is currently working on a master’s degree in biochemistry. So, y’know, take that, preconceived notions about heavily tattooed fetish models!

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6.  Jesse James, Tiger Woods, James Woods and Tony the Tiger

Not really. But give it time.

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