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How to Introduce Your Girlfriend to Porn

Guys, I’ve got a secret, I like it when you watch porn. I want to be there when you’re watching it. Hell, maybe I want to enjoy these incredibly sexy creatures just as much as you do.

Of course, I’ll never tell you that. Until, that is, you give me no other choice. What’s the secret to turning your porn addiction into a healthy and sexy couple’s activity? Stop watching it. Don’t give me the chance to force porn out of your life; make the decision all by yourself. Tell me you don’t need it, that I’m much more beautiful and desirable than any of your fantasy ladies and that none of them turn you on nearly as much as I do.

Will I believe you? No. Will I be turned on? Quite possibly. You see, the truth is, girls are fascinated by porn.  They inspire us, they intimidate us but most of all, they make us incredibly horny. There is nothing hotter for me than begging my boyfriend to search the internet to find me the wildest, naughtiest girl-y action. I get even more turned on by his reluctance, it makes it all the more exciting the rare time he does suggest it first. Sure, we might get pissed off at the thought of you getting turned on by them but if you act like you don’t care, the thrill will get too much for us. It’s forbidden and it’s wrong and that’s why it’s so very sexy. Eventually, I find myself rid of all the jealousy and paranoia, actually wanting you to tell me how hot they are, how horny they’re making you, how you want me to be more like them. It’s a truly spectacular transformation and one that any guy can achieve with a bit of cunning. Just like anything else, tell us you don’t want it and we’ll want it enough for the both of us.

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      that's really inspire me…

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