32 Amateur Jessica Alba Ass Pose Attempts

Every once in a while a celebrity does something so amazing and so awe inspiring that we have to devote an entire post to her genius. Four years ago Jessica Alba wowed the world with an ass pose so perfect and so sexy that we named it the Alba ass shot. And just because it’s impossible to improve upon perfection, doesn’t mean that countless amateurs are sticking out their asses and trying their hardest to recreate magic.
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  1. […] 32 amateur Jessica Alba ass pose attempts (COED Magazine) […]

  2. locker217 says:

    lol, #37 has me all hot and bothered.

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  5. […] do we love boobs so much? And for the ass men out there, what is so compelling about a tight, well-formed, luscious, […]

  6. […] Jessica Alba teams up with director Robert Rodriguez for the first time since 2005 when she played the sultry Nancy Callahan in Sin City.  This go round, Jessica plays Sartana, a beautiful Immigrations Officer torn between enforcing the law and doing what is right.  What’s right for us is Jessica’s back sporting her pre-baby body and with any luck we’ll see her sporting that famous Jessica Alba Bikini Ass pose. […]

  7. […] Girl of Machete and eco-friendly actress has perfected the ass-out pose prompting numerous copycats. DNA tests on Lopez Tonight (really?) showed she’s 13% Native American while other sites report […]

  8. […] Hump Club member entered our world. About two decades later, she perfected what has become known as The Jessica Alba Ass Pose. Many have tried to recreate this provocation position, but few can match Alba’s ability to […]

  9. […] the streets knows the hand bra, arm bra, sand bra, and the hair bra. But what about the Vilena? The Alba Ass? The Point of Boob? The Poon Dune? Yeah, we take posing to a whole ‘nother level. Well, one […]

  10. SPREAD THE WORD!!!!! says:

    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth, THIS IS NO JOKE!!!!!

    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

    Every single Asian alive is hiding their mind reading abilities, they don’t want ANYBODY to know that they can read minds, they will always deny that they can read minds, they will lie about having mind reading abilities forever!!!!
    Because they value hiding their mind reading abilities more than their own lives!
    That’s why nobody knows about it!

    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

    I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE


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