5 “Gangster” Rappers You Can Probably Beat Up

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Over the last few years hip-hop has gotten a black eye. Not from any of the “tough guy” rappers (those guys are few and far in between…Were looking at you Beanie) but rather, all the regular guy rappers claiming to be tough. Here’s a list of 5 “gangster rappers” you can probably beat up.

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Fabolous

Fabulous¬† has been on the lips of gay men since the invention of the blow job. It’s no wonder the rapper of the same name has never come off as a physical threat. Oh sorry I meant Fabolous. He sounds more like a contestant on project runway. But at least he used to be able to rhyme.

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Lil Wayne

if anybody remembers the “bling bling” days, you may recall a scrawny loud mouth, the Hot Boyz used to let sing choruses and kiss Baby. He’s put on a few pounds since, but is a far cry from anything an able bodied being would consider¬† intimidating. Don’t get me wrong this kid got dope on the mic ever since he had to put Cash Money Records on his shoulders. But he’s actually said, “me and my mom will come to your house and murder you together.” Come on clown…..really. Get real.

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Cassidy

This guy fell off the face of the Earth like it was flat. I liked the freestyles. I even liked a few songs on the L.P.s minus that first single. Truthfully, he made Freeway sound like a bitch. (especially at the end, begging for a beat) But a tough guy……..come on now. listen guy, you don’t have to be something your not for people to accept you. You were an artist. Picasso never scuffled. Your no Picasso, but please stop the acting.

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Game

This guy always has his face scrunched up in a ridiculous way. Mike Tyson doesn’t even look that angry. Chuck Liddell doesn’t walk around like that. This guy is a classic example of what Eddie Murphy describes doing right before he got knocked out in delirious. The guy has a butterfly tatoo on his face that he covered up with L.A. At least have the balls to stick by your decision. Don’t go cover it up after a couple of people make fun. I’m not even going to bring up his appearance on Change of Heart where he took his date to a male strip club……..Damn! Too late.

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Lil Flip

Definitely the wackest rapper on the list and possibly the entire world. Thus my problem with him is much greater. I hate to even put him on the list because it would mean referring to him as a professional musician. This guy talks a lot of crap kind of like “leprechaun in the Hood” only weaker. But if he thinks for a second that any random guy or beefy chick couldn’t knock him out he’s dreaming. You….are….not….gangster. Cut it out.

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