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9 Funniest Porn Flick Titles

That funny, funny porn industry. Not only do they provide hot girl-on-girl action but they also have hilarious named porn movie; especially when they parody popular Hollywood movies or events in the news. The funniest usually involves a really bad pun and sexual double entendre.

Sure we all know of The Sperminator, and Edward Penishands, but here are a few of my hilarious-named favorites:

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA

In the Kurt Russell classic, Big Trouble In Little China, an All-American trucker gets dragged into a centuries-old mystical battle in Chinatown. In porn’s version, an interracial cast of petite cuties love men with huge . . .self esteem.  How original.  Rumor is Kurt Russell is very envious of their acting ability.

Spoiler Alert: There’s lots of sex.

HUNG WANKENSTEIN

Yes, not one, but two, count `em two puns in the title. This porn-take is of course on the comedy classic – Young Frankenstein. The “plot” follows William Wankenstein, a disgraced veterinarian who learns that he’s the heir to the Frankenstein legacy. Here’s what the video description says:

There are strange things happening at the castle, and they’re all sexual. This outrageous spoof of B movies and sex videos that will have you roaring with laughter when you’re not groaning with pleasure. And wait until you see the Wankenstein jewels!

Sounds like a summer comedy blockbuster.  Bring the kids!  We’ve got fun for the whole family!

Spoiler Alert:  There’s lots of sex, awful background music and horrible acting – go figure.

WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION
George W. Bush invaded Iraq looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction. The actors of this 6 volume DVD serial also do some invading, and let me be frank – I’d be a lot more pissed off being invaded in this manner than by the Leonard Duran worshiping Republican Guard (no mas! No mas!  What a bunch of sissies. )  Noteworthy, the actors are significantly more intelligent that our past Prez – but who isn’t besides Mr. “PotatoE” head Dan Quayle.

Spoiler Alert: No sense even kidding you that there’s anything to spoil here except your self respect and $9.99.

FORESKIN GUMP
Huh . . .who knew life is actually like a box of dildos.  In Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks played a man with a low IQ who ends up accomplishing great things in his life, yet his love somehow eludes him. In the porn equivalent, a man is disliked because he’s never had sex with a woman.  A feather blows and soon after he winds up more strange than the Scooby Gang on Halloween. As an added bonus during the – ahem – action, you distinctly hear people yelling,  “Run Forrest Run”.

Spoiler Alert: Bubba dies.  Oh wait!  No that’s – I’m confused.

DUDE, WHERE’S MY DILDO?
Shay and her friend wake up in a strange house where they partied hard the previous night. Neither girl can find Shay’s prized possession – a golden dildo that had been drawnf rom the stone by her mother (Except the part about the gold, stone and mother). The girls can’t leave until they find the pieces to the puzzle that will lead them to the dildo. How this flick suddenly turned into National Pleasure:Book of Lesbians, I have no idea, but at least there’s neither a lieutenant Dan, nor a sad imbecile pinning for a tramp (tramps-o-plenty though, just no pining)

Spoiler Alert: Ashton Kucher doesn’t star in this one, but his whole life’s one big porno anyway so why would he care.

Honorable mentions – Pulp Friction, Shaving Private Ryan, A Jew for a Thrill, and Balls of Fury.

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    1. Samira says:

      it's PORN OR PRON cause it sent

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