5 Symptoms Of Sex Addiction Revealed

Every once in a while the world is blessed with a high profile celebrity sex scandal. Whether it’s a politician, an athlete, or a movie star, everyone loves to watch the dirt get slowly revealed. In the past, celebrities like Jack Nicholson and Wilt Chamberlain proudly boasted about the booties they tapped. Piling up an endless list of naked bodies that they stood on top of like true champions. Today’s womanizer is marred with addiction and self pity. Is it the wedding ring that makes the addict? The guilt? Are celebrities the only ones that can get away with claiming addiction? Here are five signs to tell if you are a sex addict.

1.) Post Love Loathing

Maybe love isn’t the word. Maybe screw, ball, hump, or pump is more appropriate, but the point is the same. If your climax comes with a nice hefty side of guilt, if you light up a cigarette and feel ashamed, you might be addicted to genital activity.

For the average college student, whose life is full of debauchery, alcohol, and mistake, post love loathing is as common as a hangover, but can’t be cured with Advil and an Egg McMuffin.

2.) Boobs Instead of Books

Many sex addicts experience an inability to learn. It’s not because they’re stupid, but because their minds are so overfilled with porno scenes, sex toys, and promiscuous fantasies that there just isn’t room for anything else.

This means that daydreaming about the thong of the girl who sits in front of you, or boob doodling during a colonial American history lecture, or if you find the ecstatic screams of the female orgasm so soothing that it helps you study, you could be on the brink of a sexually addictive lifestyle.

3.) An Absence of Morality

Sex addicts have no concept of possession. They do not see a girl as someone’s girlfriend, wife, or fiancé, they see them as a penetrable hole. An addict will sleep with their best friends girl if the opportunity arises. They lack the ability to say no. If it was truly an immoral thing to do, the girl would have said no, right?

Sex addicts do not see rules, boundaries, or laws, they see opportunities. Your mom, your girlfriend, your sister, it’s all fair game in the life of a sex addict.

4.) The Double Life

Most sex addicts are ashamed of their behavior. This shame is actually what separates an addict from a man whore. An addict does not brag about their sexual exploits, they hide them from peers, from girlfriends, and they do their best to hide it from the media. A man whore on the other hand keeps a running tally on their bedroom wall. They keep a photo journal, a video library, and a little black book.

An addict hides their fetish porn, gag balls, and anal beads in the back of the closet. They might have a girlfriend that he practices a ritual of missionary sex with, but when she’s gone, a new person comes out to play with all the hookers, strippers, and self pity that he can get a hold of.

A persons addiction will grow with time as they need more sex to create the same high. Eventually the light bondage turns to S&M, the multiple partners turns to multiple orgies, and the small rash turns to gonorrhea.

5.) Bars, Booze, and Bjs

It is commonly believed that alcoholism and sexual addiction are linked. These two addictions can occur simultaneously, but they really have nothing to do with each other. The sex addict, however, will probably spend just as much time in the bar as the alcoholic. They will be sipping on the same beer all night, watching the tail around them lower their guard and self-esteem. Most sex addicts aren’t predators though, they just know where the p**sy’s at.

For the average guy, wooing a girl in the library isn’t much of a possibility. So they have to go to a bar where the lights and girls are equally dim, and everyone is looking for the same thing.

If you think you’re a sex addict, then guess what, you probably are. The good news is that everyone else is too. So what separates the addicts from your typical college students? When does sexual addiction become a problem? Well, it becomes a problem when you can’t find anywhere to stick it, and it becomes an addiction when you get caught by your girlfriend.

So work on your crying face, a sincere apology, and the new cheaters excuse. “I’m sorry, I just can’t control it,” tear, “it’s an addiction.” Then wait for the consoling hug and the pity sex.

Remember, sex can be a drug just like anything else. It’s fun while your doing it, can give you an amazing high, and can drop you just as fast. So beware of the BJ, it is the gateway to sexual addiction.

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