A Girl’s Perspective: Why I’d Go Lesbian For Sandra Bullock and Maggie Gyllenhaal

By    March 6, 2010 5:00 pm     Posted in culture, Movies   limoge g+ page

As Oscar night approaches, I’m in the midst of doing my usual handicapping of who I think will win in in which category. But I already know who I’m rooting for in the Best Actress and Supporting Actress categories:

In her current role as the adoptive mother of NFL great Michael Oher in “The Blind Side , Best Actress nominee Sandra Bullock is all sweetness and gutsiness.  But take off that brassy wig and makeup, and Sandra is one cool, sexy chick. With her sassy sense of humor and come hither big brown eyes, Sandy is as you guys would say, “doable”.

And this year, going where she’s never gone before, Sandy went full on naked in her recent comedy hit “The Proposal”.  (That chick has one smokin’ body, I tell ya! ) Move over Jessie James, you got some competition here…

Now with her pouty lips, sweet baby blues and porcelain skin, Supporting Actress nominee for “Crazy Heart”, Maggie Gyllenhaal is also one hot chick. Sweet, sexy with just a hint of naughtiness, Maggie can make a straight woman cross the line. And if you’ve ever seen the movie “Secretary” you know that she’s totally not ashamed to do anything for her art….absolutely anything .

Finally, as confirmation that the rest of the world agrees with me about Mags, Agent Provocateur, the UK-based lingerie company well-known for their over-the-top sexy advertising, named Maggie their 2007 spokesperson.  Going from sweet/sexy to downright naughty, Maggie can make any guy (or uh, gal) go absolutely wild!

Now excuse me boys while I take a cold shower…

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    Tags: Crazy Heart, Jesse James, maggie-gyllenhaal, meryl streep, Michael Oher, nfl, oscars, sandra bullock, Secretary, The Blind Side, The Proposal

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    4 Responses to “A Girl’s Perspective: Why I’d Go Lesbian For Sandra Bullock and Maggie Gyllenhaal”
    1. Tedro says:
      March 7, 2010 at 7:21 pm

      Maggie Gyllenhaal is one of the ugliest actresses in Hollywood, she’s possibly uglier than Meryl Streep.

    2. eddie cuevas says:
      March 7, 2010 at 8:30 pm

      Tedro, your comment against Maggie Gyllenhaal is untollerable. Even the third

      sex won't comment such despicable words. Who are you?

    3. Tedro says:
      March 8, 2010 at 5:20 am

      Eddie,

      If you agree with the author and think Maggie Gyllenhaal is good looking and find my comments "untollerable" (intolerable), then I know who you are, I don't need to ask! Your probably overweight, obsessed with celebrities (even the ugly ones), still living at your parents house, no girlfriend, a virgin (unless you have paid someone to relieve you of that title), and a habitual masterbater who is addicted to porn and any website that shows celebrities naked. And to answer your question, I'm the guy you always hate because he dates the women you fantasize about, I'm that guy, the one that actually got laid in high school and didn't pay for it.

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