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College Girls Gone Wild: Volume 1

I hate Joe Frances.  Sure he’s an odd looking smarmy douchebag, but that’s not why.  I’m envious, and I have the sack to say it.  Back in the day we ran around with cameras and filmed all sorts of craziness and debauchery.  We even had screenings where I would dress up in a smoking jacket like the beginning of Masterpiece Theater (Only our show was “Piece of Ass Theater”) and of course the crowd loved it – How did I not realize the sell copies of the damn tapes!?!?!?!? “Can you make me a copy?”  “Sure!  No problem” over and over again . . .I gave my fortune away.

Excuse me.  I have to go drown my sorrows in college girls now.

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