learned it in college (like he tried to play on me). Spend some time listening when she;s complaining in front of a mirror, or alone time exploring her lingerie drawer, including her everyday wear. Take note of the styles and colors she goes for. If you are not already in the know as to her underwear of choice, go through the unmentionables and check out her bras and bottoms. You’re trying to figure out what she believes her “problem areas” are so that you can buy strategically around them. Sir Mix-a-Lot might love a big butt, but that doesn’t mean his girl is going to wear a G string out of the shoe. A good first step with a slow learner might be something that covers her butt, but leaves some area that she’s more comfortable with a bit more exposed.
Finally, make sure she enjoys herself. You might think you’re girl looks irresistible and want to dive in like a crazed manic, and that’s fine we love when you can’t resist us, however especially when we’re going the extra mile so should you. Rewarding me by showing me how sexually attracted to me you are is one thing. getting me to remember it the other 23 hours in a day is another. Do little things for us, whisper you love me in my ear for no reason, bring me flowers for nothing, and before you know it you’ll be coming home to a masquerade ball on a regular basis. Just not today . . .
. . .or tomorrow. . . I really want to lose a few pounds first. Then I’d be OK. probably . . .
. . .see if only I could lose this right here . . .and here . . .and a little over here.