” Howdy Stranger. I see your cars broken down. Gomer idn’t gone open up the gasoline station till morn’ so I reckon you’re welcome to spend the night here. Ain’t got but one rule, stay away from my nympho daughter. Now being as you look like an honest stranger, I’ll just drink this here bottle of Nyquil and eat this here turkey in heavy gravy . . .[yawn], yep . . .she’s a wild one[yawn] snooooozze . . .