The History of Porn

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Should I have called this article Gistory; The History of Porn?

It’s odd.  We take the infinite amount of porn that we can find on countless websites for granted but few realize the long, rich history of pornography, and the many brilliant minds without whom classics such as “Star Whores”, “Shaving Private Ryan”, and “Saturday Night Beaver.”

Cave Drawings
The first porn was found as poorly-done drawings on cave walls. While, similar to the internet, wall drawings began as a way of recording events or sharing information, it quickly became almost entirely a medium for depictions of breasts and penises.
This style of porn continues to live on in bathroom stalls all around the world.

Printing Press Invented
Little known fact about Gutenberg’s printing press: while the first book ever printed was the Bible, the next eight books were a series of erotic novels.
Another interesting fact: since most people didn’t make it past 40, the legal age to buy porn was 9.

Playboy
When Hugh Hefner began Playboy more than 50 years ago, America quickly began to realize the need for better grooming among women, a dream that would be realized several decades later.

Cable Porn/Hotel Porn
While porn had been previously delegated to magazines stashed under the mattress and VHS tapes hidden behind hanging beads, millions of Americans soon had the option of skipping a trip to the video store and hoping that their wife doesn’t look at the cable bill.

Internet porn
After being created to allow fast exchange of information, the internet almost instantly became a tool for uploading dirty pictures. As the internet continued to evolve, millions began to upload their own sex tapes making people realize how easy the professionals make it look.

DVDs/Interactive Porn
VHS was soon replaced by DVDs and DVDs quickly became an interactive media allowing big porn studios to produce “interactive porn” DVDs that would feature famous porn stars doing the act that you selected on the DVD menu. . .get them to do my dishes, that’ll REALLY turn me on.

Wall to Wall Porn
As the internet evolved, porn went from poor quality photos that took forever to download to instantly streaming, high definition films that one could watch for free ad nauseum on one of the always growing list of porn sites.

The Next Frontier - Boldy Go!
After the Fleshlight became a cult favorite, companies are looking for more ways to make porn more interactive using specially designed machines. The ultimate goal? A real woman that can be shipped via UPS?  how about a “Real Doll” hooked up to an X-Box Natal? Robot Porn!?!?  The future’s, so bright I gotta wear . . .protection.

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