So… Does K-Y “Intense” Gel Really Work?

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Every once in a while a product comes along that makes you shake your head in disbelief and say, “No Way”.  Spray hair, “Natural Male Enhancer”, Pheromone Cologne . . .please.   So it’s no wonder that the gang in the COED Offices were a bit skeptical about the claims on the bottle of K-Y Intense (http://www.k-y.com/intense/).

* KY Brand Intense creates a rush of pleasure and increased female sensitivity.

* Helps women reach their peak of sexual pleasure more quickly.

* Increases the intensity of the female satisfaction during intimate moments.

Now, if you were expecting a “Penthouse Letters” style review, my apologies.  We’re going to go at this from the Lab Coat Perspective –

Key Question, Does This Product Really Work?

Answer: Yes. In most cases, approximately 75%.

The COED Science Department spotted two key ingredients that create the “Reaction”, Propylene Glycol and Niacin.

By massaging a pea-sized drop of the gel directly onto her “intimate area” during foreplay, while yelling, “By the Power of Greyskull*”  the Propylene Glycol is going to give her a warming sensation.  However it’s the Niacin that does the heavy lifting.  It’s going to increase the amount of blood flow that moves through “The Area” thereby increasing the sensitivity she feels by an “X”-factor.  The resultant increased sensation can cause  a peak that occurs sooner, more intense, and more often.

The male result is indirect, but hopefully it’s increased business, and a more satisfied customer base, which hopefully could lead to referrals. ( We suggest, “Bring a Friend!  Everyday is 2 for 1!”)

So now you know, and knowing is half the Battle.

PS – * Yelling “By the Power of Greyskull” optional, but hey . . . it never hurts.  And btw – We have six unopened bottles of this stuff to give away!!!!  Have you emailed us your contact info?  Well what are you waiting for!?!?  Send an email with your info in the order that you see below and maybe you’ll be the lucky recipient of a one of the unused bottles . . .and to the first  tool that screws up and can’t follow directions, we’ll send the “soiled” bottle . . .yuck.

Email to jtaddeo@teamcoed.com – First Name, Last Name, Address, City, State, Zip, Country, Phone, Age, Email.

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