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Jersey Shore’s Jenny “J Woww” Farley’s Hottest Photo Shoot Ever!

Start with a hot chick with a great ass and scientifically engineered rack.   Add a generous portion of gasoline. Next, some nitro-glycerine. A goodly amount of gunpowder. Some Uranium 238.  Shake well . . .strike an ordinary match – swallow the match . . .(PS – Daffy does his thing at 5:50)

WWow!  Jenni Farley, a.k.a. JWoww, is the super sexy vixen of the house on MTV’s “hit” show (Snook Duck!) Jersey Shore.  She’s smoking hot, a laugh riot, and willing to throw down at the drop of a “Fat” comment.  Is J Wwow the ultimate fantasy girl?

Well if by fantasy girl you mean “Friends With Benefits“, then we say 100% yes.  We’d even give up pie just to be “Friends Without Benefits”, because she strikes us as the ultimate “Wing Girl”.  Girlfriend however?  Drooling over those photos it’s tough . . .but Pass.  JWwow refers to herself as a praying mantis when it comes to relationships with men.  She even cheated on her boyfriend – that she claimed to love – on the second episode!  Sheesh . . .Jenny say it isn’t so!

(In fairness to the Woww Goddess, she did choose to drink water and eat ham as opposed to cheating a second time.  Word to the wise, if you’re ever lucky enough to land this Black Widow keep plenty of Pork and H2O around.)

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    13. mel says:

      she's super trashy…they really fixed her up in the shoot, she actually looks a little decent. but it takes hours and hours of make-up for that ugly ho

    14. NM says:

      Another spoiled brat. No thanks. Give me someone real.

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    17. p005 says:

      Jwoww is so sexy if she was my girl I would lick her ass. She is such a tasty chick she makes my cock so hard.

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