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Awkward Mall Santa Boners

If we’ve learned one thing this year, it’s that boners can be awkward – depending on the time and/or place of arrival.  But if there’s one place you definitely don’t want a pop-up visit the the merriest of yule logs, it’s on the lap of jolly ol’ St. Dick Nick.  Ouch.  (Editors note: There are a thousand holiday puns we could have used.  Thought we’d spare you the spew.)

 

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    2. […] or that Louis Vuitton handbag. We often look down on these gentlemen because sometimes they get awkward bulges in their pants and they’re usually one step above the homeless, however, can anyone blame them for boozing […]

    3. […] Let’s face it, Santa’s life kinda sucks.  His wife’s let herself go, his home’s in the coldest place on earth and he spends the last month of every year with a urine filled lap left by balling babies at the local mall.  It’s no wonder he likes to drink.  But with all the bad, there’s also some good.  And we have to think, these gorgeous gals sitting on Santa’s lap is more than enough to keep him coming back year after year… regardless of the occasional awkward boner. […]

    4. […] Let’s face it, Santa’s life kinda sucks. His wife’s let herself go, his home’s in the coldest place on earth and he spends the last month of every year with a urine filled lap left by balling babies at the local mall. It’s no wonder he likes to drink. But with all the bad, there’s also some good. And we have to think, these gorgeous gals sitting on Santa’s lap is more than enough to keep him coming back year after year… regardless of the occasional awkward boner. […]

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