This weekend, I found myself with a couple hours to kill so I decided to give MTV’s latest trash tv offering Jersey Shore a go. Like a good trainwreck, I could not look away. This show is either the most awesome thing ever or the end of the civilization as we know it. Regardless, the absurdly obnoxious cast of Guidos and Guidettes are the trashiest, unclassiest housemates to ever hit the airwaves. Take for example 4-foot-something Nicole “Snooki” from Marlboro, NY. She spends the entire first episode getting drunk, throwing-up and crying because she is not the center of attention in this circle of douchebags. You can’t help but want to punch this girl in the face, which is exactly what is going to happen later in the season. In the post show previews, Snooki gets her clock cleaned by some random grease ball at a night club and the result will leave you playing this clip over and over in shock and/or in awe. Very classy.
Update: here is an animated gif of the punch: