Derek Jeter’s Slew of Sloppy Seconds
After seeing Derek Jeter with his arm around the First Lady last night, it reminded us how much of a player (off the field) the Yankees captain is. He’s currently hooked up with “Friday Night Lights” hottie, Minka Kelly. But that’s only the tip of the ass iceberg for Jeter. In fact,the list of all the lovely ladies who are now simply Jeters Slew of Sloppy Seconds is still mind-blowing. But I guess this is what you get for being baseball’s most awesome dude alive.
Mariah Carey: 1997 – 1998
Sloppy Seconds: Post break-up with Jeter, Mariah Carey has been linked to a long list of stars including Leonardo DiCaprio, Eminem and Eddie Murphy. In April 2008, she decided to settle down, marrying 27 year-old singer Nick Cannon.
Lara Dutta: 2000 – 2001
Sloppy Seconds: When her time with the “Captain” ended Miss Universe 2000 entered a long relationship with Indian model, Kelly Dorjee.
Jordana Brewster: 2002-2003
Sloppy Seconds: After breaking up with Jeter, Brewster had a questionable/downgrade rebound with Sugar Ray frontman, Mark McGrath. She has since found love (and marriage in 2007) with movie producer Andrew Form.
Adriana Lima: 2003
Sloppy Seconds: Following a short fling with Jeter, Lima dated Prince Wenzeslaus von und zu Liechtenstein for three years and is now with Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić of the NBA Minnesota Timberwolves.
Vanessa Minnillo: 2003 – 2005
Sloppy Seconds: Following her long relationship with Jeter, Minnillo dated Orlando Bloom and Scottie Pippen, and 98 Degree front man and Jessica Simpson’s ex, Nick Lachey. She is currently with “That 70′s Show” star, Topher Grace.
Jessica Alba: 2004
Sloppy Seconds: In 2004, Alba began dating Cash Warren. The two recently gave birth to their first child, Honor Marie. (Don’t worry, she’s still just as hot, post pregnancy.)
Vida Guerra: 2004
Sloppy Seconds: The world’s most famous ass has been linked to 50 Cent and Jeremy Shockey after her time with Jeter.
Scarlett Johansson: 2005
Sloppy Seconds: After her time with Jeter, Scarlett went on a sex rampage with some major Hollywood stars, including Jonathan Rhys, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto, Josh Hartnett, Justin Timberlake, Wilmer Valderrama and Topher Grace. Two observations – #1: I never knew she was so slutty and #2: She must be a big fan of That 70′s Show. Now Scarlett is married to Ryan Reynolds.
Gabrielle Union: 2006
Sloppy Seconds: After Jeter, Union hooked up with Ludacris and Darren Sharper.
Jessica Biel: 2006 – 2007
Sloppy Seconds: After Jeter, Biel decided to take it down a notch and date movie stuntman Paul Corcoran. After that relationship Biel stepped it up a notch, hooking up with pop star Justin Timberlake. And has since moved on to filmmaker and professional snowboard, York Shackleton.
Jeter’s dating history courtesy of WhosDatedWho.com
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meh.
Vanessa Minnillo is back with Nick Lachey. Biel is still with Timberlake.
You guys do an article praising Derek Jeter for hooking up with lots of women, but then call Scarlett Johansson slutty for doing the same with men. Congratulations for continuing that outdated and misogynistic double-standard guys. Very 21st century of you.
dude were eskimo brothers !!!!
Yeah that's right. A man who dates lots of girls conveys status, a girl who dates lots of men is a slut. That's the way it is and that's the way it is going to be. Suck it up.
Damn! Jeter is the F&cking MAN!
And I can't even stand the F&cking Yankees!
Well Charles, if that's the way you feel, then I feel bad for any woman who hooks up with a chauvinistic piece of shit like you. I suppose you also think that a woman should do all the cooking and cleaning and should ask her man for permission to go out or never have a life or vote or have any kind of independence. Hell, maybe you think women should wear burkas.It makes me sick to think that there are still neanderthals like you in this day and age. I'll never understand this "okay for men, not okay for women shit". Wether you like it or not, someday men and women will be equal. Suck that one up, asshole!
Chris = gay
Yankees = suck
but
Derek Jeter = THE MAN
How am I gay? I don't have a problem with Jeter's list of conquests. It's very impressive. I just don't understand this "okay for men, not okay for women" crap. It should go both ways, is all I'm saying.
Who cares what everyone else does? Lets mind our own business and all become more productive citizens!
Well…there you have it.
Jeters, just like his master Steinburg. With a few bucks in hand you can purchase just about anything or anyone. It seems to be working for both of them.
I live in Tampa, Jeter is building a small compound here.
We see him out…think hes BI.
WTF, I should have learned to play baseball.
All I have to say is, Chris will you marry me… Or at least do me? Finally a man who has a brain and some balls to speak against typical, bullshit man-talk… "UGGG ME MAN — YOU MY SLUT.. I BEAT U ON HEAD AND TAKE U BACK TO CAVE AND RAPE U… OOOHGAH OOOGHA"… Yeah no thanks, I'll take a MAN like Chris any day over little boys who think women are objects..
So does that mean all those girls have Herpes? Apparently that's what Jeter has.
Damn, Jeter's a whore.
Yeah, he might have dated all these women but who says he dumped THEM? They might have dumped HIM! If I remember correctly, for ex, Vanessa Minillo, while still dating Jeter, ran to Lachey as soon as he became a free man. She was on Lachey like a maggot to rotting meat. Jeter, though I love him, may not be all he's cracked up to be.
Honestly, I need to die right now and "come back" as one of Jeter's fingers…
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