It’s settled – The New York Yankees will be taking on the Philadelphia Phillies in the 2009 World Series!! To avoid any inter-office fist fights, we’re going to avoid taking a stance on who we’re rooting for. So instead, we’ll cover this one in the best way we know how – with super hot chicks! To get you started on some pre-game action, here are the hottest WAGs of the 2009 World Series.
Joanna Garcia (Nick Swisher)
Best known for her role on The CW sitcom, Reba, Joanna Garcia was born in classy Tampa, Florida to a Spanish-American mother and a Cuban-Gynochologist father. She got her big break while attending Catholic high school, when Nickelodeon discovered her, and gave her a two-season stint on Are You Afraid of the Dark?
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Kate Hudson (Alex Rodriguez)
When you’re Alex Rodriguez, you get to date pretty much whoever you please. (As long as Dirty Derek hasn’t already soiled the pastures…) So the fact that A-Rod’s dating blonde super-hottie actress, Kate Hudson should come as no surprise. Unless you thought A-Rod was gay, which is totally understandable…
Minka Kelly (Derek Jeter)
If any one of us ever got to hook up with a chick like Minka Kelly, we could die happy – no regrets. But for professional ass-getter, Derek Jeter, smokin’ hotties are just a way of life. If you don’t already know his latest muse, Minka Kelly, the beautiful brunette is best known for her role on the series “Friday Night Lights.”
Michelle Damon (Johnny Damon)
As a sports star, the world is an endless sea of smokin’ hot blondes, ready to do whatever you please. (At least that’s what our Uncle Richie told us. And he would know – he’s an alcoholic.) But if you’re going to decide upon just one, Michelle (Magan) Damon is a damn good choice. Just FYI: The bodacious babe has denied rumors that she is a stripper. That’s not really valuable information. But at least now you’re imagining her as a stripper, which is fun.
Laura Posada (Jorge Posada)
MILF-y brunette hottie, Laura Posada isn’t just your average arm candy. The Puerto Rican hottie has a law degree from Loyola University in New Orleans. She’s written her own book. Like, she actually wrote a book, not some ghostwriter, like Sarah Palin has. And she spends the majority of her time managing the Jorge Posada Foundation, which raises money and awareness for Craniosynostsis (yes, that’s a real word).
Mrs. ??? Matsui (Hideki Matsui)
OK, so we’re not actually sure whether Matsui’s wife is hot or not. In fact, we’re not even sure she really exists. The only information we know about her is that she is 26-years-old and worked at a “reputable position at a highly respected company”. And the only “picture” we’ve ever seen of her is a f**king hand drawing by Matsui. So, is she real? Who knows. But that drawing is pretty hot…
Heidi Strobel (Cole Hamels)
There are a few things you should know about Heidi Strobel Hamels. First of all, this fiery-hot blonde bombshell appeared on the reality show, Survivor, and once stripped off her clothes for peanut butter and Oreos. Second, she’s appeared on the cover of Playboy, showing off 99-percent of her lovely bits and pieces in the magazine. Third, she is currently getting her masters in physical education. So yes, she will be the hottest gym teacher in America.
Erin Romero (JC Romero)
Yeah, so Erin Romero might be super cute. But it’s all her fault that JC was busted for having androstenedione in his system. See, wife Erin is a super fitness nut. She’s so much of a fitness nut, she convinced her pro-baller husband to go on a regimen of dietary supplements, which he claims were at fault when he tested positive for steroids. So, way to go, Erin. Way to go…
Stephenie Lagrossa (Kyle Kendrick)
Along with Heidi Strobel, the extra sexy stunner, Stephenie Lagrossa was also on the show Survivor, having appeared on both Survivor: Palau and Survivor: Guatemala. In fact, she was one of the show’s most popular players of all time. She now works for the radio station WRDW-FM, and part-owner of GIGI Restaurant & Lounge in Philadelphia.
Jennifer Utley (Chase Utley)
The only thing we know about Jennifer Utley (other than how smokin’ hot she is) is that she LOVES dogs. We mean, she really loves dogs. Like, there are only a few pictures out there where she’s not holding a dog or a puppy. She carries puppies around like a purse. Hey, puppy purse! New business idea! Step one, buy a crap load of puppies and zippers. Step two…