Grab your parrot, peg-leg and grog bucket, it's f**kin' International Talk Like a Pirate Day, you swashbuckling bastards! What's possibly the best holiday you don't get work off for, ITLPD gives you the opportunity to act like the law-breaking, sword-weilding seaman you wish you were without seeming like a crazy person. But aside from figuring out your pirate name
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Naughty blond super hottie, Kayden Kross got her start in the business of getting naked when she began working as a stripper at age 18. Soon after, she was being contacted by adult magazines and pornographers from all over. She then signed a contract with Vivid in 2006 and has gone on to be nominated for multiple AVN and F.A.M.E. Awards, including “Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene.”
Top 10 inhabitants beware. Four of the preseason top 10 have already suffered losses and we are only two weeks into this new young season. True, true - two of them lost to fellow top 10 elites, but one of them (cough, Oklahoma State, cough) decided to get stomped out by an unranked team. As conference play begins in the Big 12, COED plans to get you amped up to start pre-gaming...
Yowza! Have we got a looker for you today! Thirty-year-old super-smokin' stunner, Jessica Wood is a fashion and glamour model from Albuquerque, New Mexico. The tight-bodied hottie has appeared in Maxim magazine multiple times, including as a contestant in their Hometown Hotties competition and as a party spokesmodel.
This would be a golden opportunity to check out these Golden Bears. So, paws whatever you're doing and postpone your hibernation 'til after you've been through this gallery.
Mixr Media announces the launch of BlitzNation.com, a community for passionate NFL fans from all across the nation, sharing their love of football with other die-hard football fans. It launched with 9 teams - Bears, Packers, Cowboys, Giants, Eagles, Steelers, Titans, Patriots, and Chiefs - and will expand to cover all 32 teams.
These Gators have turned us into Master Baiters. We want to catch one!
The Old Miss Missies make us want to let out a Rebel yell. The South is most definitely make us rise again.
There's no taming these Tigers and that means e'erybody's gettin' buck wild in the bayou.
Hopefully, you're not blinded by Boise State's blue field. We'd hate for you to miss out on this gallery of bangin' Broncos.
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At first, I felt kind of bad for this guy. He seemed like an alright dude, maybe a little shy, maybe a little bad at fashion and, you know, talking - but so what? We all have our flaws. And sometimes, picking up chicks can be the hardest thing in the world. For whatever reason, you just hit a dry spell, and that sh*t can be frustrating as hell. But after watching the whole thing, I doubt "frustrated" is the right word for this guy...
The week is quickly coming to an end. So to kick off the slack-off days, we'd like to introduce you to the newly-crowned Miss Great Britain, Sophie Gradon. The super-smokin' brunette has all the classic British looks we've come to know and love, like big, round... eyes. Soft, inviting... lips. And, you know, awesome boobs! High five!
It's getting cold out there, and that means women and their smokin' bods are going into deep hibernation beneath layer upon concealing layer of shirts, sweaters and coats. But right now, we're in a wonderful window between warm and cold - let's call it Nipple Season. So we've put together over 80 titillating photos that'll have you asking, "Is it cold in here?"
A sexy selection of noticeable nipples....
Whether crammed into your new dorm room or still stuck in your mom's basement, one thing every lounging area can use is a good, quality bean bag chair. Now, you could go to Walmart and get one of those crappy chairs, filled with sucky Styrofoam balls, that looks more like a tie-dye nutsack than a piece of furniture. OR, you could get the ultra comfy Sumo Gamer bean bag chair from Sumo Lounge.
Twenty-four-year-old Carolina Sanchez is a freelance model who calls Vancouver, Canada home. The sexy stunner is a huge music fan and was raised on hip-hop but also has a soft spot for rock acts like Metallica and Nirvana. Hot and likes good music? That's almost as good as the hot violin chicks who covered System of a Down.
Tons of bad movies open at #1 -and mostly, everybody already knows they suck before they hit the theater. Sometimes, however, a movie everyone expects to be awesome opens at #1 that is really bad. Offensively bad. Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad. Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.
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We all know by now that the 1980s were a strange and disturbing decade, filled with wacky style, crazy drugs and crazier music. Like this gem, for instance, by Oingo Boingo, "Little Girls." Now, I'd heard this song before. But until I'd seen the pedophilely video, which starts off with a Girl Scout descending into a quadrilateral-filled universe inhabited by midgets, I didn't realize how totally f**ked that era really was.
It's been a long day here at COED, but that doesn't mean we're not going to end it with a bang. As many of you already know, this here is professional super-hottie, Rachelle Leah. At age 18, the lovely brunette gave up her training as a paramedic to begin the far more noble career of modeling. She was soon appearing everywhere, and eventually landed a spot as a UFC Octagon Girl.
With the gut-wrenchingly hillarious "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" kicking off it's new season Thursday, we did what any good fan does, and started looking for clips online. That's when we came across the episode, "The Nightman Cometh," which is about a musical written by Charlie. In the musical, they sing the annoyingly catchy song, "Dayman."
There's nothing a man can do to keep himself from staring at a woman's butt when her thong is sticking out. NOTHING! Just a flash of that thing floating just above the waistline is enough to send us into a spat of fantasies so dirty, we can't even begin to mention them. So instead, we'll just give you a ton of glorious 'whale tails' and leave the dirty business up to you.
Congratulations, Kristen Gorano – you’ve just been named Miss COED September 2009! The competition was tough, but after thousands of votes in the first round, Kristen beat out 20 girls to enter the Final Four. In the last round of voting, the smokin’ Californian topped Indianapolis hottie, Brandi Hofmeister, blonde stunner Mindi Smith...
Comedy television is back. I say this with complete conviction. After a decade full of questionable programming mostly due to reality show one-offs and Two and a Half Men, television finally has its act together. It's been developing for years and we've now reached the pinnacle, the apex, the proverbial peak of the comedic mountain
I’m not one for technology. In fact, I think of myself as technologically challenged. That I even own an iPod, two for that matter, and know how to work them, is a miracle in and of itself. A friend of mine who writes for the school paper introduced me to the Blue Mic Mikey, a portable microphone that connects to her iPod that she uses for interviews.
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So, it's come to this. It was bound to happen sometime, I know. But I never thought it would effect me in such a profound way. I know, I know - I should explain. I think you better sit down. Are you sitting? OK - the badass Mr. T has... *sniffle* ...has now been reduced to selling light bulb ovens on infomercials.... IS THERE NO GOD?!
So we saw this super-hottie, Sasha Cane over on Hollywood Tuna and thought to ourselves, "Hmm, who's Sasha Cane? This chick's hot!" So over to the ol' Google we went. And before we knew it, we were staring at about 15 close-up pictures of her naked. So, it's confirmed, she's a porn star, through and through. Hooray!
Common knowledge tells us that smoking weed while trying to do anything "productive" is a fool's errand - the two just don't mix. And if you're a lawyer, airline pilot, large crane operator or brain surgeon, that's probably true. But for many of us, with far less intense jobs, marijuana can actually help you do your job better! Here are the 12 jobs where weed actually acts as a performance-enhancing drug.
Hailing from New Hampshire (of all places…), 29-year-old blond bombshell Valerie Cormier is one of those women that you can’t even be in the same room with, without committing some type of personal space violation. She models for everything from promotional posters to bikini calendars. And you know what? That doesn’t surprise us in the slightest.
Driving is a delicate endeavor - not only do you have to make sure you don't f**k up, you're effectively putting your life in the hands of everyone else on the road with you. So it's no surprise that those who do it wrong can send even the calmest among us into a fit of hate-filled rage. Problem is, most of the people who suck at driving don't know how truly bad they are...
A guy's biggest issue with traditional condoms isn't the lack of sensitivity (although that is annoying), it's the fact that they are difficult to carry around. In a perfect world, you'd be able to carry a condom around in your wallet but according to ever sex educator ever putting a condom in your wallet is bad news. It weakens the latex, making it more likely that the integrity of the condom will fail.
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No denying it - fights are exciting. Especially when they're between people you know. Which is why these classy young ladies are so amped up, they decided to bring their video camera to capture the action. But when the shirtless dude finally steps into the grey-shirt-kid's yard (1:30), that's when things really get interesting.
Today we morn the loss of one of our biggest heroes here at COED. After a two-year battle with pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze passed away with his family at his side. He was 57. But rather dwell in sadness and sorrow for perhaps film's all-time biggest badass, let's take a moment to remember the man and the roles that drove us crazy for the Swayze. "Via Con Dios" dude. We will miss you.
This 26-year-old So-Cal stunner first appeared on the scene when she saw her brother’s Stuff Magazine and sent her pictures into their Neighborhood Knockout section (R.I.P.). Since appearing there, she’s been in Maxim and a slew of import car magazines. Oh, and if you check out her MySpace page, she confirms it–they’re real.
Tonight is the first Monday Night Football game of the year. And what better way to celebrate tonight's games than watching Patriots stars Matt Light, Adalius Thomas, Dan Koppen, and Logan Mankins, super fans and cheerleaders sing Cheers theme song to celebrating the 50th anniversary of the New England Patriots?
From Adam & Eve to Samuel L. Jackson, humans and snakes have had a contentious relationship. But throw on on a half-naked chick, and it changes everything. Instead of being creepy, haunting creatures feared by all, they're a hot accessory that make the chick seem dangerous and extra sexy. Not that we want our girlfriends carrying around 9-foot pythons or anything. Wait, yes we do...
Dat asp, tho! Hot pics of girls with snakes....
Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they're in our vicinity. No matter how hard we try, our brain is screaming for us too look down and catch as long a glimpse of those puppies as possible. And when we get a really good look, it can totally make our day. But fellas, beware of the boob stare - these days, somebody probably has a camera pointed right at you...
This 27-year-old, big-eyed beauty is fitness and glamour model, Dana Lemor. In addition to appearing in a ton of fitness magazines, the bodacious super-hottie has also appeared in Playboy's All Naturals Special Edition, which confirms two very important things: 1) yes, she's all-natural; 2) yes, you can see her naked. To Google!!...
When the boobs catch your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a no-no....
While the UFC is bringing in new talent, like Anthony Johnson and Todd Duffee, all the time, UFC President Dana White has been reaching out and bringing back a lot of the faces that the fans have been following for years. So while some of the newbies might be the emerging stars in the ring,these five heavy-hitters definitely know a thing or two about whooping ass.
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In general, the world is a horribly hard, unfair place. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and everybody's pretty much pissed off all the time. But every so often, the stars align perfectly, and that douchebag who parked his Porsche illegally in the bust lane gets rammed. God, that must have felt good...
Like many smokin' hot blondes you've seen in past Daily Snapshots, Jennifer calls Orlando home. I'm not sure what they put in the water in the Sunshine state but next to Cali, Florida has the highest hot girl per square mile ratio.
23-year-old San Antonio native Sara Marie was the second runner up in College Humor's "America's Hottest College Girl" in 2005 and as a result, her modeling career flourished. At only 5' 4", Sara Marie is quite the anomaly to the old adage 'Everything's Bigger in Texas". But as we're sure you will attest after viewing her Miss COED galley, sometimes good things really do come in small packages.
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Supermodel Jamie Gunns calls London home but her roots are a hodgepodge of Indian, Jamaican and English which gives her a very unique look. This 5'11'' stunner has been a fashion runway staple for years as a model for Gucci and many other high style designers.
Highly skilled Bar Golfers are set to take over the West Village on Saturday, October 17th to take part in...
You know, we’re beginning to think Gemma Atkinson has a contract to appear in pretty much every British lad mag...
It's week two of the inaugural season of the Lingerie Football League and if tonight's battle of the britches between the San Diego Seduction and the Seattle Mist is anything like week one, you best get ready. The game is sure to be a super-sexy spectacle. And to get you in the mood, we’ve put the smokin’-hot players from both teams in our own head-to-head of hottness
Hot photos of gorgeous ladies of the Lingerie Football League’s Seattle Mist....
Photos of blinding hot San Diego Seduction ladies of the Lingerie Football League....
I am not sure which is worse: losing your virginity to your birth-mom after having a rough childhood in Detroit or losing your virginity to your birth-mom after having a rough childhood in Detroit, and having the whole world know it. Aimee Louise Sword used the internet to connect with the son that she put up for adoption years ago and was arrested for having sex with him.
Smokin' hottie Laura Grillo is a bikini model from Pennsylvania, who is a miraculous 116-years-old! Seriously - her profile says so! Either that, or models just don't like us to know how old they are because... we don't know. If you're hot, you're hot! Don't be afraid of your age. We don't care.
Injuries can absolutely destroy a great baseball team, just take the 2009 New York Mets for example. Injuries have decimated their $145 million roster sending the majority of their starting roster to the DL, but at least none of the Amazin's are out with injuries like these. Baseball players have suffered some pretty strange injuries off the field so we've gone ahead and complied 10 of the best.
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So, it's 9-11. And I tried really hard to think of a video that properly commemorates the tragedies that happened on this day, eight years ago. (Without, you know, getting all... weird.) But after considering the sheer insanity that's erupted since then, the only thing I could think of was dogs humping cats.
With Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2010 getting underway at Manhattan's Bryant Park, New York City is even more jam-packed with supermodels than normal. So to give you a taste of what it's like, we've compiled galleries for tons of the best models rocking the way at this year's shows. And you thought you didn't care about fashion...
Some days, there’s only so much you can say about a half-naked woman with a wonderful arm bra/sideboob, staring at you in a seductive manner, like miss Nichole Jackson, here. In fact, most of the time, all you can really say is “Holy crap! Are you looking at me?” Or, “Give me a minute, I have to go change my trousers.” You know, something like that…
With two new teams cracking the top 10 in Week Two, we have an epic non-conference battled surrounded by a bunch of pushover games for the nation's elite. Obviously headlined by the classic Big Ten/Pac-10 matchup, Week Two will give the teams in the top 10 a chance to try out trick plays, give time to some freshman, and iron out any kinks in their armor prior to conference play.
Gentlemen, thousands of you have voted for Miss COED September 2009, and now we’ve narrowed it down to the Final Four. Heading-up the final round of voting is the Indianapolis hottie, Brandi Hofmeister. Next up, Cali super hottie, Kristen Gorano, followed by blonde stunner Mindi Smith and the ridiculously sexy Brit Charlotte McKenna!
Having created some of the most hilarious, babe-licious, original videos on the internet, we've come to expect good things from the guys at SecretSauce.tv. So when they sent us their series, "Hot Chicks in Black & White Flicks" we knew it'd be awesome. (Honestly, pretty much anything involving hot chicks in bikinis is right up our alley.) So, without further adieu...