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2009 September - page 2
Sep 18, 2009

Video Dater Freaks the Hell Out [Video]

At first, I felt kind of bad for this guy. He seemed like an alright dude, maybe a little shy, maybe a little bad at fashion and, you know, talking - but so what? We all have our flaws. And sometimes, picking up chicks can be the hardest thing in the world. For whatever reason, you just hit a dry spell, and that sh*t can be frustrating as hell. But after watching the whole thing, I doubt "frustrated" is the right word for this guy...

Sep 17, 2009

Sophie Gradon is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The week is quickly coming to an end. So to kick off the slack-off days, we'd like to introduce you to the newly-crowned Miss Great Britain, Sophie Gradon. The super-smokin' brunette has all the classic British looks we've come to know and love, like big, round... eyes. Soft, inviting... lips. And, you know, awesome boobs! High five!

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Sep 17, 2009

36 Freakin’ Hot “Fripple” Photos

It's getting cold out there, and that means women and their smokin' bods are going into deep hibernation beneath layer upon concealing layer of shirts, sweaters and coats. But right now, we're in a wonderful window between warm and cold - let's call it Nipple Season. So we've put together over 80 titillating photos that'll have you asking, "Is it cold in here?"

Sep 17, 2009

Is It Cold Out? (Gallery)

A sexy selection of noticeable nipples....

Sep 17, 2009

Lightsaber Obama!

Lightsaber Obama!Oktoberfest Beer & Babes Gallery • See Thru Shirts Rock (NSFW Ads) • Ouch!You Cant Park TherePixie Lott Is Gonna Be A Star • Reporter Falls In Poo Water

Sep 17, 2009

Maxin’ and Relaxin’ in the Sumo Gamer Bean Bag Chair

Whether crammed into your new dorm room or still stuck in your mom's basement, one thing every lounging area can use is a good, quality bean bag chair. Now, you could go to Walmart and get one of those crappy chairs, filled with sucky Styrofoam balls, that looks more like a tie-dye nutsack than a piece of furniture. OR, you could get the ultra comfy Sumo Gamer bean bag chair from Sumo Lounge.

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Sep 17, 2009

The 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1

Tons of bad movies open at #1 -and mostly, everybody already knows they suck before they hit the theater. Sometimes, however, a movie everyone expects to be awesome opens at #1 that is really bad. Offensively bad. Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad. Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.

WTF Was Wrong With The 80’s? [Video]

We all know by now that the 1980s were a strange and disturbing decade, filled with wacky style, crazy drugs and crazier music. Like this gem, for instance, by Oingo Boingo, "Little Girls." Now, I'd heard this song before. But until I'd seen the pedophilely video, which starts off with a Girl Scout descending into a quadrilateral-filled universe inhabited by midgets, I didn't realize how totally f**ked that era really was.

Rachelle Leah is Today’s Daily Snapshot

It's been a long day here at COED, but that doesn't mean we're not going to end it with a bang. As many of you already know, this here is professional super-hottie, Rachelle Leah. At age 18, the lovely brunette gave up her training as a paramedic to begin the far more noble career of modeling. She was soon appearing everywhere, and eventually landed a spot as a UFC Octagon Girl.

Sep 16, 2009

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Sep 16, 2009

The 20 Best (or Worst) “Dayman” Covers

With the gut-wrenchingly hillarious "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" kicking off it's new season Thursday, we did what any good fan does, and started looking for clips online. That's when we came across the episode, "The Nightman Cometh," which is about a musical written by Charlie. In the musical, they sing the annoyingly catchy song, "Dayman."

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Sep 16, 2009

Whale Tail Watching [44 Photos]

There's nothing a man can do to keep himself from staring at a woman's butt when her thong is sticking out. NOTHING! Just a flash of that thing floating just above the waistline is enough to send us into a spat of fantasies so dirty, we can't even begin to mention them. So instead, we'll just give you a ton of glorious 'whale tails' and leave the dirty business up to you.

Sep 16, 2009

Kristen Gorano Crowned Miss COED September 2009

Congratulations, Kristen Gorano – you’ve just been named Miss COED September 2009! The competition was tough, but after thousands of votes in the first round, Kristen beat out 20 girls to enter the Final Four. In the last round of voting, the smokin’ Californian topped Indianapolis hottie, Brandi Hofmeister, blonde stunner Mindi Smith...

Sep 16, 2009

Thursday Night TV Awesomeness: More Than Your TiVo Can Handle

Comedy television is back. I say this with complete conviction. After a decade full of questionable programming mostly due to reality show one-offs and Two and a Half Men, television finally has its act together. It's been developing for years and we've now reached the pinnacle, the apex, the proverbial peak of the comedic mountain

Sep 16, 2009

Blue Mic Mikey Satisfies All Your Recording Needs

I’m not one for technology. In fact, I think of myself as technologically challenged. That I even own an iPod, two for that matter, and know how to work them, is a miracle in and of itself. A friend of mine who writes for the school paper introduced me to the Blue Mic Mikey, a portable microphone that connects to her iPod that she uses for interviews.

Sep 16, 2009

25 Visits From Pedo Bear

• 25 Visits From Pedo BearAlessandra Ambrosio Is A Hot MILF! • 4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes" • 10 Crappiest Public Apologies • 11 Unlikely Ed Hardy FansS.S. FartbuttMegan Fox Lesbo Makeout

Sep 16, 2009

Mr. T Now Sells Light Bulb Ovens… [Video]

So, it's come to this. It was bound to happen sometime, I know. But I never thought it would effect me in such a profound way. I know, I know - I should explain. I think you better sit down. Are you sitting? OK - the badass Mr. T has... *sniffle* ...has now been reduced to selling light bulb ovens on infomercials.... IS THERE NO GOD?!

Sep 15, 2009

Sasha Cane is Today’s Daily Snapshot

So we saw this super-hottie, Sasha Cane over on Hollywood Tuna and thought to ourselves, "Hmm, who's Sasha Cane? This chick's hot!" So over to the ol' Google we went. And before we knew it, we were staring at about 15 close-up pictures of her naked. So, it's confirmed, she's a porn star, through and through. Hooray!

Sep 15, 2009

12 Jobs You’ll Do Better While Stoned

Common knowledge tells us that smoking weed while trying to do anything "productive" is a fool's errand - the two just don't mix. And if you're a lawyer, airline pilot, large crane operator or brain surgeon, that's probably true. But for many of us, with far less intense jobs, marijuana can actually help you do your job better! Here are the 12 jobs where weed actually acts as a performance-enhancing drug.

Sep 15, 2009

5 Signs You Might Be The Driver Everyone Hates

Driving is a delicate endeavor - not only do you have to make sure you don't f**k up, you're effectively putting your life in the hands of everyone else on the road with you. So it's no surprise that those who do it wrong can send even the calmest among us into a fit of hate-filled rage. Problem is, most of the people who suck at driving don't know how truly bad they are...

Sep 15, 2009

Trojan Has Revolutionized Condom Packaging

A guy's biggest issue with traditional condoms isn't the lack of sensitivity (although that is annoying), it's the fact that they are difficult to carry around. In a perfect world, you'd be able to carry a condom around in your wallet but according to ever sex educator ever putting a condom in your wallet is bad news. It weakens the latex, making it more likely that the integrity of the condom will fail.

Sep 15, 2009

I Hated Kanye Before Hating Kanye Was Cool

I Hated Kanye Before Hating Kanye Was Cool • Celebs Who Have Really Bad GasCheer FAIL • Best Nipple Coverage Ever • Jay-Z on Leno • Why Florida Should Not Be No. 15 Things You Didn't Know About Swayze

Sep 15, 2009

There’s Nothing Better Than a Fight [Video]

No denying it - fights are exciting. Especially when they're between people you know. Which is why these classy young ladies are so amped up, they decided to bring their video camera to capture the action. But when the shirtless dude finally steps into the grey-shirt-kid's yard (1:30), that's when things really get interesting.

Sep 14, 2009

Patrick Swayze Died: Vaya con Dios, Bohdi, R.I.P.

Today we morn the loss of one of our biggest heroes here at COED. After a two-year battle with pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze passed away with his family at his side. He was 57. But rather dwell in sadness and sorrow for perhaps film's all-time biggest badass, let's take a moment to remember the man and the roles that drove us crazy for the Swayze. "Via Con Dios" dude. We will miss you.

Sep 14, 2009

Jessica Burciaga is Today’s Daily Snapshot

This 26-year-old So-Cal stunner first appeared on the scene when she saw her brother’s Stuff Magazine and sent her pictures into their Neighborhood Knockout section (R.I.P.). Since appearing there, she’s been in Maxim and a slew of import car magazines. Oh, and if you check out her MySpace page, she confirms it–they’re real.

Sep 14, 2009

Football Stars, Cheerleaders Sing the Cheers Theme Song [Video]

Tonight is the first Monday Night Football game of the year. And what better way to celebrate tonight's games than watching Patriots stars Matt Light, Adalius Thomas, Dan Koppen, and Logan Mankins, super fans and cheerleaders sing Cheers theme song to celebrating the 50th anniversary of the New England Patriots?

Sep 14, 2009

Snakes on a Dame [80 Photos]

From Adam & Eve to Samuel L. Jackson, humans and snakes have had a contentious relationship. But throw on on a half-naked chick, and it changes everything. Instead of being creepy, haunting creatures feared by all, they're a hot accessory that make the chick seem dangerous and extra sexy. Not that we want our girlfriends carrying around 9-foot pythons or anything. Wait, yes we do... 

Sep 14, 2009

The VMA Hotness Award Goes to Katy Perry

Katy Perry Won The VMA Hotness Award • Amber Rose Is The Devil (NSFW) • Fighter Jet CompilationMiley Cyrus’ #1 Fan • 10 Amusing Tanning Disasters • Girls Picking Their Wedgies

Sep 14, 2009

Sexy Snake Girls [Gallery]

Dat asp, tho! Hot pics of girls with snakes....

Sep 14, 2009

Beware The Boob Stare [104 Photos]

Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they're in our vicinity. No matter how hard we try, our brain is screaming for us too look down and catch as long a glimpse of those puppies as possible. And when we get a really good look, it can totally make our day. But fellas, beware of the boob stare - these days, somebody probably has a camera pointed right at you...

Sep 14, 2009

Boob Stare Photos [Gallery]

When the boobs catch your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a no-no....

Sep 14, 2009

The 5 Best Returning UFC Fighters

While the UFC is bringing in new talent, like Anthony Johnson and Todd Duffee, all the time, UFC President Dana White has been reaching out and bringing back a lot of the faces that the fans have been following for years. So while some of the newbies might be the emerging stars in the ring,these five heavy-hitters definitely know a thing or two about whooping ass.

Sep 14, 2009

Shameless Photoshop Jobs

Shameless Fake Photos Passed Off As Real • The Hotties of the 2009 VMA's • Hot Girls Washing CarsDorm PranksEmmanuelle Chriqui Is Perfection • Funniest Mugshot T-Shirt Ever • Angelina Jolie Naked, For Real (NSFW)

Sep 14, 2009

Bus Slams into Porsche [Video]

In general, the world is a horribly hard, unfair place. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and everybody's pretty much pissed off all the time. But every so often, the stars align perfectly, and that douchebag who parked his Porsche illegally in the bust lane gets rammed. God, that must have felt good...

Sep 13, 2009

Jennifer Callaway And The Week That Was: September 5th – 11th

Like many smokin' hot blondes you've seen in past Daily Snapshots, Jennifer calls Orlando home. I'm not sure what they put in the water in the Sunshine state but next to Cali, Florida has the highest hot girl per square mile ratio.

Sep 13, 2009

The Sh*ttiest Jobs Of All Time (Literally)

• The Shittiest Jobs Of All Time (Literally) • Hottest Women In Football Movies • 8 Unbelievable Real-Life Doogie HowsersDwight Schrute Loves Weezer • 10 Hottest Celebs With Booming Business Ideas • 10 Hilarious Practical JokesRodney King To Box Ex-Cop

Sep 12, 2009

Wolverine Jambalaya

Pork Loin, Chicken, andouille sausage green and red onion flat leaf parsley red pepper garlic black pepper cyan pepper smoked...

Sep 12, 2009

Jamie Gunns Tops The Week In Re-Boob: September 5th – 11th

Supermodel Jamie Gunns calls London home but her roots are a hodgepodge of Indian, Jamaican and English which gives her a very unique look. This 5'11'' stunner has been a fashion runway staple for years as a model for Gucci and many other high style designers.

Sep 11, 2009

Bar Golf Is Coming To NYC!

Highly skilled Bar Golfers are set to take over the West Village on Saturday, October 17th to take part in...

Sep 11, 2009

Gemma Atkinson is Today’s Daily Snapshot

You know, we’re beginning to think Gemma Atkinson has a contract to appear in pretty much every British lad mag...

Sep 11, 2009

Lingerie Football League Model Showdown: San Diego Seduction Vs. Seattle Mist

It's week two of the inaugural season of the Lingerie Football League and if tonight's battle of the britches between the San Diego Seduction and the Seattle Mist is anything like week one, you best get ready. The game is sure to be a super-sexy spectacle. And to get you in the mood, we’ve put the smokin’-hot players from both teams in our own head-to-head of hottness

Sep 11, 2009

Lingerie Football League’s Seattle Mist [Gallery]

Hot photos of gorgeous ladies of the Lingerie Football League’s Seattle Mist....

Sep 11, 2009

Lingerie Football League’s San Diego Seduction [Gallery]

Photos of blinding hot San Diego Seduction ladies of the Lingerie Football League....

Sep 11, 2009

Aimee Louise Sword Finds 10 year-old son on Internet, Has Sex With Him? [PICS]

I am not sure which is worse: losing your virginity to your birth-mom after having a rough childhood in Detroit or losing your virginity to your birth-mom after having a rough childhood in Detroit, and having the whole world know it. Aimee Louise Sword used the internet to connect with the son that she put up for adoption years ago and was arrested for having sex with him.

Sep 11, 2009

The 10 Most Ridiulous Off-field MLB Injuries Ever

Injuries can absolutely destroy a great baseball team, just take the 2009 New York Mets for example. Injuries have decimated their $145 million roster sending the majority of their starting roster to the DL, but at least none of the Amazin's are out with injuries like these. Baseball players have suffered some pretty strange injuries off the field so we've gone ahead and complied 10 of the best.

Sep 11, 2009

Denise Milani, Just Because!

Denise Milani, Just Because! • 10 Celebrities Caught Peeing Their PantsMotorboat! • Racist Answer With Even Better Ending • 10 Hip-Hop and Rap Icons Simpsonized • Jay-Z's Top 10 DissesMe Rikey!! • Lohan's Voicemail Hacked (NSFW) • New Rockstar Girlfriend

Sep 11, 2009

Dogs Humping Cats [Videos]

So, it's 9-11. And I tried really hard to think of a video that properly commemorates the tragedies that happened on this day, eight years ago. (Without, you know, getting all... weird.) But after considering the sheer insanity that's erupted since then, the only thing I could think of was dogs humping cats.

Sep 10, 2009

The Models of Fashion Week Spring 2010: NYC

With Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2010 getting underway at Manhattan's Bryant Park, New York City is even more jam-packed with supermodels than normal. So to give you a taste of what it's like, we've compiled galleries for tons of the best models rocking the way at this year's shows. And you thought you didn't care about fashion...

Sep 10, 2009

Nichole Jackson is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Some days, there’s only so much you can say about a half-naked woman with a wonderful arm bra/sideboob, staring at you in a seductive manner, like miss Nichole Jackson, here. In fact, most of the time, all you can really say is “Holy crap! Are you looking at me?” Or, “Give me a minute, I have to go change my trousers.” You know, something like that…

Sep 10, 2009

College Football 2009 Week 2 Preview: Cheerleader Edition

With two new teams cracking the top 10 in Week Two, we have an epic non-conference battled surrounded by a bunch of pushover games for the nation's elite. Obviously headlined by the classic Big Ten/Pac-10 matchup, Week Two will give the teams in the top 10 a chance to try out trick plays, give time to some freshman, and iron out any kinks in their armor prior to conference play.

Sep 10, 2009

Miss COED September 2009: Final Four

Gentlemen, thousands of you have voted for Miss COED September 2009, and now we’ve narrowed it down to the Final Four. Heading-up the final round of voting is the Indianapolis hottie, Brandi Hofmeister. Next up, Cali super hottie, Kristen Gorano, followed by blonde stunner Mindi Smith and the ridiculously sexy Brit Charlotte McKenna!

Sep 10, 2009

Hot Chicks in Black & White Flicks [Videos]

Having created some of the most hilarious, babe-licious, original videos on the internet, we've come to expect good things from the guys at SecretSauce.tv. So when they sent us their series, "Hot Chicks in Black & White Flicks" we knew it'd be awesome. (Honestly, pretty much anything involving hot chicks in bikinis is right up our alley.) So, without further adieu...

Sep 10, 2009

DJ Hero and MySpace Present Jay-Z at Blender Theater (Recap & Pics)

Jay-Z performed a guerrilla show on Wednesday night at the a 600-capacity Blender Theater in Manhattan, with help from MySpace Music and DJ Hero, a new video game that adapts the Guitar Hero model for hip-hop. It was announced barely 24 hours before, and 250 fans were given free tickets.

Sep 10, 2009

16 Common Penalties Freshmen Should Avoid

16 Common Penalties Freshmen Should Avoid • Anna Kournikova’s Super Tight Body • Awesome Tramp StampsPranksters Steal Cal's #8 • Hotties In The Wild • Audrina Is On October 2009 Maxim

Sep 10, 2009

Clerk Beats the Crap Out of Armed Robber [Video]

For most of us, having someone try to rob you at gunpoint has to be one of the most terrifying situations imaginable. For this convenience store clerk, on the other hand, it seems to have made his day. With a gun in his face, this dude proceeds to calmly walk around the counter, and beat the ever-living crap out of the wannabe thief.

Sep 9, 2009

60 Blue-Eyed, Black-Haired Beauties

Beauty is a mysterious thing. What one person sees as attractive, another person sees as hideous. (Or something like that...) But one set of traits that few people can deny is the ultra-sexy dark hair and light eyes combo. Something in our monkey brains scream with lust when presented with a woman possessing these traits. So move over blond hair and blue eyes, there's a new hottie in town.

Sep 9, 2009

Kathryn Arbenz is Today’s Daily Snapshot!

Bodacious BETUS babe, Kathryn Arbenz is a bikini, fitness and glamour model from Costa Rica. She got her start in the modeling game at the young age of 15, and landed her first gig in a mayonnaise commercial. Before long, she was winning bikini competitions, appearing on television, and just rocking her hotness everywhere she went.

Sep 9, 2009

White Lies Set To Open For Kings of Leon This Fall

Everything seems to be falling into place for London’s hottest newcomers White Lies. On September 26th they are set to embark on a fall trek with Kings of Leon that will have the rock trio playing to packed crowds across the US. If you’d like a seven song musical sample of White Lies check out their MySpace page right now!

Sep 9, 2009

The Clusterf*ck of 09.09.09

Hey everybody, it's 09.09.09! Seriously - all the numbers in the date are nine! You know, this kind of thing only happens once every 4.3 billion years, or something like that. So it's no surprise that pretty much everyone is taking advantage of today's highly marketable date. In fact, there's so much going on that there's no chance we could cover everything properly. So instead...

Sep 9, 2009

Why Parents Should Be Banned From Facebook

• Why Parents Should Be Banned From Facebook • Milla Jovovich Is Really Naked • Kid Is Scared Of Roller Coasters • The History of MankindJenna Haze Bikini Pictures • One Lucky Bear

Sep 9, 2009

Monster Truck Backflip Attempt [Video]

These days, anytime somebody "attempts" something, it usually means that they are going to try - and fail miserably. So when you hear that somebody's crazy enough to try to flip a g*ddamn monster truck, the first thing that comes to mind is, "Oh man, that stupid bastard." But then this happens...

Sep 8, 2009

Lucy Wieland is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Twenty-six-year-old blond super-hottie, Lucy Wieland is a bikini and glamour model from Sumter, South Carolina. And we have to say, this bombshell is one of the sexiest blondes we've ever had on COED. Despite being relatively new to the modeling game, Lucy has appeared on a ton of different sites, and was a semifinalist in this year's Maxim Hometown Hotties.

Sep 8, 2009

The Top 20 Most Awesomely-Awkward Zach Galifianakis Internet Moments

After stealing the show in The Hangover, Zach Galifianakis has secured his spot as one of the funniest comedians on the planet. But fans of Galifianakis know the eccentric beardo has been creating some of the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious comedy content for years. Here are our picks for Galifianakis's Top 20 Most Awesomely Awkward Internet Moments.

Sep 8, 2009

World’s Largest Flip Cup Tournament Coming To Las Vegas

On October 11th flip cup teams from across the U.S. will converge on Las Vegas’ Hooters Casino Hotel to compete...

Sep 8, 2009

The 5 Reasons MMA KO’d Boxing

For decades, boxing reigned as king of the sparing sports. Crowds from around the world would cheer for their favorite heavy hitters, like Muhammad Ali, George Foreman and Mike Tyson. But despite paving the way for the new generation of fighting sports, boxing has taken a real hit in fans and ratings to the new breed, mixed martial arts. Here's why...

Sep 8, 2009

2009 US Open Recap: The Girls of the Quarterfinals [PICS]

Since we first began our coverage of the 2009 US Open, most of the grunting hotties have been eliminated from the Grand Slam competition. But luckily, there's still quite a few stunners set to hit the court as they head into the Quarterfinals. First up, Na Li will go up against 2009 heavyweight, Kim Clijster today. And Flavia Pennetta is set to go up against the powerhouse, Serena Williams.

Sep 8, 2009

The Dog Could Beat You at Pool [Video]

COED policy more or less dictates that we not include anything involving cute animals doing cute things on our Site. It's just not our style. But this dog is something else entirely: the son-of-a-bitch can play pool! I'm not talking about some half-assed attempt either. I mean, he's good! Hell, we might even invite him to the next guy's night...

Sep 7, 2009

The 21 Sexiest Things We’re Gonna Miss About Summer

Yes folks, it's Labor Day and that means Summer is officially coming to an end. But before we say goodbye to the sexiest skin-tastic season, we thought we'd take one last look at the things we so adore about Summer. From bikini car washes, to sexy celebrity beach butts, to Labor Day chicken fights, here are 21 things we're gonna miss about Summer (in no particular order).

Sep 7, 2009

Shawne Merriman Knows How To Slam The Tequila

• Who hasn't wanted to choke Tila Tequila? • Another sport not quite safe for narcoleptics. Cowboy's Cheerleader Abigail Klein is smokin'. • How To Make a Sex Tape. Lip Tattoos are Dumb. Mike Judge's Extract is Awesome. Jennifer Love Hewitt Does FHM. • Free Chicken Sandwiches @ Chick-fil-a

Sep 6, 2009

Crystal Klein And The Week That Was: August 31st – September 4th

Twenty-eight-year-old stunner Crystal Klein is a model and porn star originally from Austria. Crystal started off at the University of Vienna, studying psychology, but left and moved to Hawaii to surf and star her modeling career. She has appeared in many publications, including the Croatian Playboy and as a Penthouse Pet.