2009 September - page 2
Sep 21, 2009
2009 Oktoberfest Babes Photos [PHOTO GALLERY]

2009 Oktoberfest Babes Photos [PHOTO GALLERY]

Pics of the hot babes of Oktoberfest ....

Sep 21, 2009Sports
ABC Shows “Cum” on Primetime Football

ABC Shows “Cum” on Primetime Football

During any live broadcast, there's always a risk that someone will do something outlandish, or just plain NSFW. But after ABC showed multiple close-up shots of these spirited University of Texas fans during the Texas-Texas Tech game, before finally realizing in the 3rd quarter that one of the guys' signs said "I cum orange," we can't say we have any sympathy.

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Sep 21, 2009
Parkour Champ Flips Over Subway Tracks

Parkour Champ Flips Over Subway Tracks

Living in New York City, I've often contemplated whether or not I'd be able to jump over the subway tracks, from one platform to the other. But because of fear, or just sheer laziness, I've never attempted this heroic feat. Which is probably good, because even if I did, I'd just look like a pussy next to this guy.

Sep 20, 2009Girls
Carmella Garcia And The Week That Was: September 12th – 18th

Carmella Garcia And The Week That Was: September 12th – 18th

If you aren’t uncomfortably attracted to exotic super-hottie, Carmella Garcia, you might not be human. Named Miss April 2003, Carmella...

Sep 20, 2009Funny
Finally, a Resonable Response to Being “Punked” [Video]

Finally, a Resonable Response to Being “Punked” [Video]

You know when you think about how you would act in a hypothetical situation? Well, I've often wondered how I'd react to being "punked." And I have a creeping suspicion that I'd freak the hell out. I guess that's why this seems like a perfectly reasonable response...

Sep 20, 2009
10 Giant HD Screens Around the World

10 Giant HD Screens Around the World

10 Giant HD Screens Around the World • Proof Women Can't Drive • Horrifying Torture Devices • Interview With Spike JonzeOrange County Choppers • Playboy's Girl Watcher

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Sep 19, 2009Girls
Valerie Cormier Tops The Week In Re-Boob: September 14th – 18th

Valerie Cormier Tops The Week In Re-Boob: September 14th – 18th

Hailing from New Hampshire (of all places…), 29-year-old blond bombshell Valerie Cormier is one of those women that you can’t even be in the same room with, without committing some type of personal space violation. She models for everything from promotional posters to bikini calendars. And you know what? That doesn’t surprise us in the slightest.

Heidi Klum in Suspenders (and Nothing Else) [Video]

Heidi Klum in Suspenders (and Nothing Else) [Video]

In the world of supermodels, only a select few remain relevant after reaching their prime. And German super-stunner and former Sports Illustrated and Victoria's Secret model, Heidi Klum is the newest hottie to join that bunch. But after seeing this video of her wearing nothing but suspenders, I think you'll agree that Heidi is officially the most smokin' MILF on the planet.

Arrrr – It Be Talk Like a Pirate Day: Sexy Booty Edition

Arrrr – It Be Talk Like a Pirate Day: Sexy Booty Edition

Grab your parrot, peg-leg and grog bucket, it's f**kin' International Talk Like a Pirate Day, you swashbuckling bastards! What's possibly the best holiday you don't get work off for, ITLPD gives you the opportunity to act like the law-breaking, sword-weilding seaman you wish you were without seeming like a crazy person. But aside from figuring out your pirate name

Sep 19, 2009

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Sep 18, 2009Girls
Kayden Kross is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Kayden Kross is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Naughty blond super hottie, Kayden Kross got her start in the business of getting naked when she began working as a stripper at age 18. Soon after, she was being contacted by adult magazines and pornographers from all over. She then signed a contract with Vivid in 2006 and has gone on to be nominated for multiple AVN and F.A.M.E. Awards, including “Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene.”

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Sep 18, 2009Cheerleaders
College Football 2009 Week 3 Preview: Cheerleader Edition

College Football 2009 Week 3 Preview: Cheerleader Edition

Top 10 inhabitants beware. Four of the preseason top 10 have already suffered losses and we are only two weeks into this new young season. True, true - two of them lost to fellow top 10 elites, but one of them (cough, Oklahoma State, cough) decided to get stomped out by an unranked team. As conference play begins in the Big 12, COED plans to get you amped up to start pre-gaming...

Sep 18, 2009Cheerleaders
University of California Golden Bears Cheerleaders

University of California Golden Bears Cheerleaders

This would be a golden opportunity to check out these Golden Bears. So, paws whatever you're doing and postpone your hibernation 'til after you've been through this gallery.

Sep 18, 2009Sports
Like Football? Join the BlitzNation!

Like Football? Join the BlitzNation!

Mixr Media announces the launch of BlitzNation.com, a community for passionate NFL fans from all across the nation, sharing their love of football with other die-hard football fans. It launched with 9 teams - Bears, Packers, Cowboys, Giants, Eagles, Steelers, Titans, Patriots, and Chiefs - and will expand to cover all 32 teams.

Sep 18, 2009Cheerleaders
University of Florida Cheerleaders

University of Florida Cheerleaders

These Gators have turned us into Master Baiters. We want to catch one!

Sep 18, 2009Cheerleaders
Ole Miss Rebels Cheerleaders

Ole Miss Rebels Cheerleaders

The Old Miss Missies make us want to let out a Rebel yell. The South is most definitely make us rise again.

Sep 18, 2009Cheerleaders
Louisiana State University (LSU) Tigers Cheerleaders

Louisiana State University (LSU) Tigers Cheerleaders

There's no taming these Tigers and that means e'erybody's gettin' buck wild in the bayou.

Sep 18, 2009Cheerleaders
Boise State Broncos Cheerleaders [PHOTOS]

Boise State Broncos Cheerleaders [PHOTOS]

Hopefully, you're not blinded by Boise State's blue field. We'd hate for you to miss out on this gallery of bangin' Broncos.

Sep 18, 2009
Megan Fox May Like To “Eat” Girls

Megan Fox May Like To “Eat” Girls

Megan Fox May Like To "Eat" Girls • Kristin Cavallari In Short Shorts • 25 Funny Lost and Found SignsPhotographer To The Stars • Sexy Tennis AbsJennifer Love Hewitt Is In Shape • Name That Hot Girl

Sep 18, 2009Funny
Video Dater Freaks the Hell Out [Video]

Video Dater Freaks the Hell Out [Video]

At first, I felt kind of bad for this guy. He seemed like an alright dude, maybe a little shy, maybe a little bad at fashion and, you know, talking - but so what? We all have our flaws. And sometimes, picking up chicks can be the hardest thing in the world. For whatever reason, you just hit a dry spell, and that sh*t can be frustrating as hell. But after watching the whole thing, I doubt "frustrated" is the right word for this guy...

Sep 17, 2009Girls
Sophie Gradon is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Sophie Gradon is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The week is quickly coming to an end. So to kick off the slack-off days, we'd like to introduce you to the newly-crowned Miss Great Britain, Sophie Gradon. The super-smokin' brunette has all the classic British looks we've come to know and love, like big, round... eyes. Soft, inviting... lips. And, you know, awesome boobs! High five!

Sep 17, 2009Girls
36 Freakin’ Hot “Fripple” Photos

36 Freakin’ Hot “Fripple” Photos

It's getting cold out there, and that means women and their smokin' bods are going into deep hibernation beneath layer upon concealing layer of shirts, sweaters and coats. But right now, we're in a wonderful window between warm and cold - let's call it Nipple Season. So we've put together over 80 titillating photos that'll have you asking, "Is it cold in here?"

Sep 17, 2009
Is It Cold Out? (Gallery)

Is It Cold Out? (Gallery)

A sexy selection of noticeable nipples....

Sep 17, 2009
Lightsaber Obama!

Lightsaber Obama!

Lightsaber Obama!Oktoberfest Beer & Babes Gallery • See Thru Shirts Rock (NSFW Ads) • Ouch!You Cant Park TherePixie Lott Is Gonna Be A Star • Reporter Falls In Poo Water

Sep 17, 2009Stuff
Maxin’ and Relaxin’ in the Sumo Gamer Bean Bag Chair

Maxin’ and Relaxin’ in the Sumo Gamer Bean Bag Chair

Whether crammed into your new dorm room or still stuck in your mom's basement, one thing every lounging area can use is a good, quality bean bag chair. Now, you could go to Walmart and get one of those crappy chairs, filled with sucky Styrofoam balls, that looks more like a tie-dye nutsack than a piece of furniture. OR, you could get the ultra comfy Sumo Gamer bean bag chair from Sumo Lounge.

Sep 17, 2009Movies
The 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1

The 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1

Tons of bad movies open at #1 -and mostly, everybody already knows they suck before they hit the theater. Sometimes, however, a movie everyone expects to be awesome opens at #1 that is really bad. Offensively bad. Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad. Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.

Sep 17, 2009Funny
WTF Was Wrong With The 80’s? [Video]

WTF Was Wrong With The 80’s? [Video]

We all know by now that the 1980s were a strange and disturbing decade, filled with wacky style, crazy drugs and crazier music. Like this gem, for instance, by Oingo Boingo, "Little Girls." Now, I'd heard this song before. But until I'd seen the pedophilely video, which starts off with a Girl Scout descending into a quadrilateral-filled universe inhabited by midgets, I didn't realize how totally f**ked that era really was.

Sep 16, 2009Girls
Rachelle Leah is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Rachelle Leah is Today’s Daily Snapshot

It's been a long day here at COED, but that doesn't mean we're not going to end it with a bang. As many of you already know, this here is professional super-hottie, Rachelle Leah. At age 18, the lovely brunette gave up her training as a paramedic to begin the far more noble career of modeling. She was soon appearing everywhere, and eventually landed a spot as a UFC Octagon Girl.

Sep 16, 2009TV
The 20 Best (or Worst) “Dayman” Covers

The 20 Best (or Worst) “Dayman” Covers

With the gut-wrenchingly hillarious "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" kicking off it's new season Thursday, we did what any good fan does, and started looking for clips online. That's when we came across the episode, "The Nightman Cometh," which is about a musical written by Charlie. In the musical, they sing the annoyingly catchy song, "Dayman."

Sep 16, 2009Girls
Whale Tail Watching [44 Photos]

Whale Tail Watching [44 Photos]

There's nothing a man can do to keep himself from staring at a woman's butt when her thong is sticking out. NOTHING! Just a flash of that thing floating just above the waistline is enough to send us into a spat of fantasies so dirty, we can't even begin to mention them. So instead, we'll just give you a ton of glorious 'whale tails' and leave the dirty business up to you.

Sep 16, 2009
Kristen Gorano Crowned Miss COED September 2009

Kristen Gorano Crowned Miss COED September 2009

Congratulations, Kristen Gorano – you’ve just been named Miss COED September 2009! The competition was tough, but after thousands of votes in the first round, Kristen beat out 20 girls to enter the Final Four. In the last round of voting, the smokin’ Californian topped Indianapolis hottie, Brandi Hofmeister, blonde stunner Mindi Smith...

Sep 16, 2009TV
Thursday Night TV Awesomeness: More Than Your TiVo Can Handle

Thursday Night TV Awesomeness: More Than Your TiVo Can Handle

Comedy television is back. I say this with complete conviction. After a decade full of questionable programming mostly due to reality show one-offs and Two and a Half Men, television finally has its act together. It's been developing for years and we've now reached the pinnacle, the apex, the proverbial peak of the comedic mountain

Sep 16, 2009Stuff
Blue Mic Mikey Satisfies All Your Recording Needs

Blue Mic Mikey Satisfies All Your Recording Needs

I’m not one for technology. In fact, I think of myself as technologically challenged. That I even own an iPod, two for that matter, and know how to work them, is a miracle in and of itself. A friend of mine who writes for the school paper introduced me to the Blue Mic Mikey, a portable microphone that connects to her iPod that she uses for interviews.

Sep 16, 2009
25 Visits From Pedo Bear

25 Visits From Pedo Bear

• 25 Visits From Pedo BearAlessandra Ambrosio Is A Hot MILF! • 4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes" • 10 Crappiest Public Apologies • 11 Unlikely Ed Hardy FansS.S. FartbuttMegan Fox Lesbo Makeout

Sep 16, 2009Funny
Mr. T Now Sells Light Bulb Ovens… [Video]

Mr. T Now Sells Light Bulb Ovens… [Video]

So, it's come to this. It was bound to happen sometime, I know. But I never thought it would effect me in such a profound way. I know, I know - I should explain. I think you better sit down. Are you sitting? OK - the badass Mr. T has... *sniffle* ...has now been reduced to selling light bulb ovens on infomercials.... IS THERE NO GOD?!

Sep 15, 2009Girls
Sasha Cane is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Sasha Cane is Today’s Daily Snapshot

So we saw this super-hottie, Sasha Cane over on Hollywood Tuna and thought to ourselves, "Hmm, who's Sasha Cane? This chick's hot!" So over to the ol' Google we went. And before we knew it, we were staring at about 15 close-up pictures of her naked. So, it's confirmed, she's a porn star, through and through. Hooray!

Sep 15, 2009News
12 Jobs You’ll Do Better While Stoned

12 Jobs You’ll Do Better While Stoned

Common knowledge tells us that smoking weed while trying to do anything "productive" is a fool's errand - the two just don't mix. And if you're a lawyer, airline pilot, large crane operator or brain surgeon, that's probably true. But for many of us, with far less intense jobs, marijuana can actually help you do your job better! Here are the 12 jobs where weed actually acts as a performance-enhancing drug.

Sep 15, 2009News
5 Signs You Might Be The Driver Everyone Hates

5 Signs You Might Be The Driver Everyone Hates

Driving is a delicate endeavor - not only do you have to make sure you don't f**k up, you're effectively putting your life in the hands of everyone else on the road with you. So it's no surprise that those who do it wrong can send even the calmest among us into a fit of hate-filled rage. Problem is, most of the people who suck at driving don't know how truly bad they are...

Sep 15, 2009Entertainment
Trojan Has Revolutionized Condom Packaging

Trojan Has Revolutionized Condom Packaging

A guy's biggest issue with traditional condoms isn't the lack of sensitivity (although that is annoying), it's the fact that they are difficult to carry around. In a perfect world, you'd be able to carry a condom around in your wallet but according to ever sex educator ever putting a condom in your wallet is bad news. It weakens the latex, making it more likely that the integrity of the condom will fail.

Sep 15, 2009
I Hated Kanye Before Hating Kanye Was Cool

I Hated Kanye Before Hating Kanye Was Cool

I Hated Kanye Before Hating Kanye Was Cool • Celebs Who Have Really Bad GasCheer FAIL • Best Nipple Coverage Ever • Jay-Z on Leno • Why Florida Should Not Be No. 15 Things You Didn't Know About Swayze

Sep 15, 2009Funny
There’s Nothing Better Than a Fight [Video]

There’s Nothing Better Than a Fight [Video]

No denying it - fights are exciting. Especially when they're between people you know. Which is why these classy young ladies are so amped up, they decided to bring their video camera to capture the action. But when the shirtless dude finally steps into the grey-shirt-kid's yard (1:30), that's when things really get interesting.

Sep 14, 2009Entertainment
Patrick Swayze Died: Vaya con Dios, Bohdi, R.I.P.

Patrick Swayze Died: Vaya con Dios, Bohdi, R.I.P.

Today we morn the loss of one of our biggest heroes here at COED. After a two-year battle with pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze passed away with his family at his side. He was 57. But rather dwell in sadness and sorrow for perhaps film's all-time biggest badass, let's take a moment to remember the man and the roles that drove us crazy for the Swayze. "Via Con Dios" dude. We will miss you.

Sep 14, 2009Girls
Jessica Burciaga is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Jessica Burciaga is Today’s Daily Snapshot

This 26-year-old So-Cal stunner first appeared on the scene when she saw her brother’s Stuff Magazine and sent her pictures into their Neighborhood Knockout section (R.I.P.). Since appearing there, she’s been in Maxim and a slew of import car magazines. Oh, and if you check out her MySpace page, she confirms it–they’re real.

Sep 14, 2009Cheerleaders
Football Stars, Cheerleaders Sing the Cheers Theme Song [Video]

Football Stars, Cheerleaders Sing the Cheers Theme Song [Video]

Tonight is the first Monday Night Football game of the year. And what better way to celebrate tonight's games than watching Patriots stars Matt Light, Adalius Thomas, Dan Koppen, and Logan Mankins, super fans and cheerleaders sing Cheers theme song to celebrating the 50th anniversary of the New England Patriots?

Sep 14, 2009Girls
Snakes on a Dame [80 Photos]

Snakes on a Dame [80 Photos]

From Adam & Eve to Samuel L. Jackson, humans and snakes have had a contentious relationship. But throw on on a half-naked chick, and it changes everything. Instead of being creepy, haunting creatures feared by all, they're a hot accessory that make the chick seem dangerous and extra sexy. Not that we want our girlfriends carrying around 9-foot pythons or anything. Wait, yes we do... 

Sep 14, 2009
The VMA Hotness Award Goes to Katy Perry

The VMA Hotness Award Goes to Katy Perry

Katy Perry Won The VMA Hotness Award • Amber Rose Is The Devil (NSFW) • Fighter Jet CompilationMiley Cyrus’ #1 Fan • 10 Amusing Tanning Disasters • Girls Picking Their Wedgies

Sep 14, 2009
Sexy Snake Girls [Gallery]

Sexy Snake Girls [Gallery]

Dat asp, tho! Hot pics of girls with snakes....

Sep 14, 2009Girls
Beware The Boob Stare [104 Photos]

Beware The Boob Stare [104 Photos]

Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they're in our vicinity. No matter how hard we try, our brain is screaming for us too look down and catch as long a glimpse of those puppies as possible. And when we get a really good look, it can totally make our day. But fellas, beware of the boob stare - these days, somebody probably has a camera pointed right at you...

Sep 14, 2009
Boob Stare Photos [Gallery]

Boob Stare Photos [Gallery]

When the boobs catch your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a no-no....

Sep 14, 2009Sports
The 5 Best Returning UFC Fighters

The 5 Best Returning UFC Fighters

While the UFC is bringing in new talent, like Anthony Johnson and Todd Duffee, all the time, UFC President Dana White has been reaching out and bringing back a lot of the faces that the fans have been following for years. So while some of the newbies might be the emerging stars in the ring,these five heavy-hitters definitely know a thing or two about whooping ass.

Sep 14, 2009
Shameless Photoshop Jobs

Shameless Photoshop Jobs

Shameless Fake Photos Passed Off As Real • The Hotties of the 2009 VMA's • Hot Girls Washing CarsDorm PranksEmmanuelle Chriqui Is Perfection • Funniest Mugshot T-Shirt Ever • Angelina Jolie Naked, For Real (NSFW)

Sep 14, 2009Funny
Bus Slams into Porsche [Video]

Bus Slams into Porsche [Video]

In general, the world is a horribly hard, unfair place. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and everybody's pretty much pissed off all the time. But every so often, the stars align perfectly, and that douchebag who parked his Porsche illegally in the bust lane gets rammed. God, that must have felt good...

Sep 13, 2009Girls
Jennifer Callaway And The Week That Was: September 5th – 11th

Jennifer Callaway And The Week That Was: September 5th – 11th

Like many smokin' hot blondes you've seen in past Daily Snapshots, Jennifer calls Orlando home. I'm not sure what they put in the water in the Sunshine state but next to Cali, Florida has the highest hot girl per square mile ratio.

Sep 13, 2009
The Sh*ttiest Jobs Of All Time (Literally)

The Sh*ttiest Jobs Of All Time (Literally)

• The Shittiest Jobs Of All Time (Literally) • Hottest Women In Football Movies • 8 Unbelievable Real-Life Doogie HowsersDwight Schrute Loves Weezer • 10 Hottest Celebs With Booming Business Ideas • 10 Hilarious Practical JokesRodney King To Box Ex-Cop

Sep 12, 2009Booze + Food
Wolverine Jambalaya

Wolverine Jambalaya

Pork Loin, Chicken, andouille sausage green and red onion flat leaf parsley red pepper garlic black pepper cyan pepper smoked...

Sep 12, 2009Girls
Jamie Gunns Tops The Week In Re-Boob: September 5th – 11th

Jamie Gunns Tops The Week In Re-Boob: September 5th – 11th

Supermodel Jamie Gunns calls London home but her roots are a hodgepodge of Indian, Jamaican and English which gives her a very unique look. This 5'11'' stunner has been a fashion runway staple for years as a model for Gucci and many other high style designers.